A BoE banker named Tucker/
I gather was Diamond’s mucker/
The rate-rigging bankers/
Are great frigging wankers/
This fucker at best is a sucker.
Editor’s note: The limerick form traditionally makes full use of our rich Anglo-Saxon linguistic heritage. But for comic purposes it’s sometimes better to hint at the obvious rhyme than to supply it. But a man can be tempted too far. OK. A scandal involving rigging by bankers and a man named Tucker.