President Francois Hollande/
Was spotted auprès de sa blonde*/
But nobody cares/
About such affairs/
In France, they are all gens du monde.
*An old French song, ‘Next to my girlfriend’ the alternative title of which, believe it or not, is ‘Le Prisonnier d’Hollande’. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aupr%C3%A8s_de_ma_blonde