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Tag Archives: lib dems
Marital Perversion of Justice
There was an old husband & wife/ Both humbled by marital strife/ Expressing repentance/ Each landed a sentence/ Of 8 months in prison (not life). ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/chris-huhne-and-vicky-pryce-both-jailed-for-eight-months-for-perverting-course-of-justice-in-speeding-points-scam-8529546.html There was an old husband & wife/Both humbled by marital strife/Expressing repentance/Each landed a … Continue reading
Paying the Pryce
There once was a woman named Pryce/ Who probably should’ve thought twice/ A dubious version/ Of marriage coercion/ Was not the best legal advice. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pryce-guilty-the-campaign-by-vengeful-wife-and-batty-barrister-8524839.html There once was a woman named Pryce/Who probably should've thought twice/A dubious version/Of marriage coercion/Was … Continue reading
UKIP If You Want To…
There was an old point-dodger’s seat/ Where Lib Dems avoided defeat/ For Tories in Eastleigh/ It got rather beastly/ As UKIP had Cameron beat. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/mar/01/ukip-victory-revulsion-nigel-farage There was an old point-dodger's seat/Where Lib Dems avoided defeat/For Tories in Eastleigh/It got rather … Continue reading
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Liberal With His Attentions?
A Liberal Democrat peer/ Groped numerous women, we hear/ An aide to Nick Clegg/ Says he handled her leg/ Lord Rennard insists it’s a smear. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/feb/22/liberal-democrats-old-claims-sexual-harassment A Liberal Democrat peer/Groped numerous women, we hear/An aide to Nick Clegg/Says he handled … Continue reading
Brighton Crock
Nicholas Clegg went to Brighton/ Without a clear platform to fight on/ The senior Lib Dem/ Said back the PM/ Altho our poll rating’s a shite ‘un. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/26/nick-clegg-lib-dem-troops
Without a Clegg to Stand on
Nick Clegg, at a meeting in Gateshead Opposing a Lib Dem debate said Oh please do not kill The old NHSÂ bill I know it’s OK cos my mate said. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17325834
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Uncon-Vince-d
There was an old fellow named Cable Who sat at the Cabinet table Then said in a letter He’d like to do better But Cameron leaves him unable. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17276201
Defeated on Points
The energy minister Chris When living in conjugal bliss Gave his points to his wife. Due to marital strife He must pay now for being remiss. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/feb/03/chris-huhne-expected-resign-charges-speeding
