Fuel-ish Advice

Posted on March 28, 2012 by twitmericks

A minister named Francis Maude

Advised petrol-buyers to hoard

But experts disparage

The use of a garage

When flammable stuff’s being stored.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/fuel/9171925/Panic-buying-begins-at-petrol-stations-after-dangerous-government-strike-advice.html

(Apologies to readers for whom rhyming Mawd with Hoarrrd is a stretch).

 

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