Monthly Archives: May 2019

Dishonourable member

Posted on May 29, 2019 by twitmericks

A blundering blond Brexiteer/ Was called by a judge to appear,/ And though he denies/ He told whopping lies,/ His pants are on fire, I fear./// A blundering blond BrexiteerWas called by a judge to appear,And though he deniesHe told … Continue reading →

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Not all roads…

Posted on May 29, 2019 by twitmericks

A man who set off in the hope/ Of going to visit the Pope/ Was found far from home,/ But nowhere near Rome,/ In North-Rhine Westphalia, the dope!/// A man who set off in the hopeOf going to visit the … Continue reading →

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Fence policy

Posted on May 27, 2019 by twitmericks

In Britain, the Euro-election/ Reflected widespread disaffection/ As parties that tried/ To not take a side/ Lost voters in every direction./// In Britain, the Euro-electionReflected widespread disaffectionAs parties that triedTo not take a sideLost voters in every direction.#EuropeanElectionResults #ep2019 #EUelectionresults … Continue reading →

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End of May

Posted on May 24, 2019 by twitmericks

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Who struggled to get her own way,/ While those who’d be leader/ All fought to succeed her,/ Reluctantly called it a day./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Who struggled to get her own way,While those who'd be leaderAll … Continue reading →

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Leadsom balloon

Posted on May 22, 2019 by twitmericks

For May, losing Andrea Leadsom/ Leaves things looking ever more dreadsome/ But Tories may find/ Once May has resigned/ The problem is not just who heads ’em./// For May, losing Andrea LeadsomLeaves things looking ever more dreadsomeBut Tories may findOnce … Continue reading →

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Mayoral erection

Posted on May 22, 2019 by twitmericks

The Montereau mayor’s inspiration/ For boosting a low population/ Is give every shagger a/ Dose of viagra/ And hope they’ll pursue procreation./// The Montereau mayor's inspirationFor boosting a low populationIs give every shagger aDose of viagraAnd hope they'll pursue procreation.https://t.co/bceAPauZ5F … Continue reading →

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Wei to go!

Posted on May 2, 2019 by twitmericks

The Cabinet row over Huawei/ Unfolded in quite a bizawei:/ Theresa got piqued,/ Said Gavin had leaked/ And told him “Mawei or the Hawei!”/// The Cabinet row over HuaweiUnfolded in quite a bizawei:Theresa got piqued,Said Gavin had leakedAnd told him … Continue reading →

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Yeti again

Posted on May 1, 2019 by twitmericks

The Indian army released/ Some pix from the country’s northeast/ Of tracks in the snow/ That somehow they know/ Were made by a mythical beast./// The Indian army releasedSome pix from the country's northeastOf tracks in the snowThat somehow they … Continue reading →

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