Monthly Archives: May 2019

End of May

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Who struggled to get her own way,/ While those who’d be leader/ All fought to succeed her,/ Reluctantly called it a day./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Who struggled to get her own way,While those who'd be leaderAll … Continue reading

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Leadsom balloon

For May, losing Andrea Leadsom/ Leaves things looking ever more dreadsome/ But Tories may find/ Once May has resigned/ The problem is not just who heads ’em./// For May, losing Andrea LeadsomLeaves things looking ever more dreadsomeBut Tories may findOnce … Continue reading

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Mayoral erection

The Montereau mayor’s inspiration/ For boosting a low population/ Is give every shagger a/ Dose of viagra/ And hope they’ll pursue procreation./// The Montereau mayor's inspirationFor boosting a low populationIs give every shagger aDose of viagraAnd hope they'll pursue procreation.https://t.co/bceAPauZ5FContinue reading

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Wei to go!

The Cabinet row over Huawei/ Unfolded in quite a bizawei:/ Theresa got piqued,/ Said Gavin had leaked/ And told him “Mawei or the Hawei!”/// The Cabinet row over HuaweiUnfolded in quite a bizawei:Theresa got piqued,Said Gavin had leakedAnd told him … Continue reading

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Yeti again

The Indian army released/ Some pix from the country’s northeast/ Of tracks in the snow/ That somehow they know/ Were made by a mythical beast./// The Indian army releasedSome pix from the country's northeastOf tracks in the snowThat somehow they … Continue reading

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