Author Archives: twitmericks

About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).

Carry on Henry

Posted on October 20, 2020

A chap from the party in power Thinks senior clergy a shower So utterly rabble-ish, We should disestablish And lock them all up in the Tower.///

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No Sex Please We’re British

Posted on October 16, 2020
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Cashbackside

Posted on October 16, 2020

A senator nabbed in Brazil,Suspected of raiding the till,Had quite a large sumWedged tight in his bum,While standing suspiciously still. https://t.co/teeqXYqwUI

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Ballet Nonsense

Posted on October 12, 2020
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Cock Lock Shock

Posted on October 10, 2020
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Reality Check

Posted on October 3, 2020
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SUB JUDICE

Posted on October 2, 2020
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SNP Spreader

Posted on October 1, 2020
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Fowl Mouths

Posted on September 29, 2020
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Dodger Don

Posted on September 28, 2020
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