Author Archives: twitmericks

To back a campaign by the statePromoting a clean, empty plate,A resto in ChinaHas scales for each diner,With menus adjusted for weight. https://t.co/TA3AGk1zay

A whiner who owns his own towerSays pressure’s too low in the shower,Please turn up the water,But nobody oughtaLet this guy have any more power. https://t.co/94zTU4ZclJ

For anti-lockdowners desirous/ Of trysts with like-minded admirers,/ The Toadmeister’s site/ Lets folks on the right/ In literal terms, fuck the virus.///

A long-serving leader from MinskSays everyone voted him insk,But carting off votesDown ladders, one notes,Is not a great way to convinsk. https://t.co/ufF4HxPI9m

Two firms have said sorry for boobsThat must be the work of right noobs,Or some PR guruWho said huruhuruMeant feather in Maori (it’s pubes). https://t.co/M7AxPpnA0b

A nudist relaxing outdoorsFell victim to thieves on all foursAnd chased, minus clobber,The bag-snatching robber,Exposing the cheek of the boars. https://t.co/h2hq5BlZ1C

In Hampshire a firefighting forceLooked into a gas escape’s sourceAnd so can confirmIt comes from the sperm,That’s cryopreserved, of a horse. https://t.co/FBLLonkJyE