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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).

Men Who Bought the World

Eight people ranked billionaire/ Between them control the same share/ Of global net worth/ As half of the earth/ Which many find rather unfair./// https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2017/jan/16/worlds-eight-richest-people-have-same-wealth-as-poorest-50 Eight people ranked billionaireBetween them control the same shareOf global net worthAs half of the … Continue reading

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Max Whacks Hacks

A son of a fascist named Max/ Gets off on consensual smacks,/ For which he got gyp,/ But now holds the whip/ As he funds a watchdog for hacks./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38629469 A son of a fascist named MaxGets off on consensual … Continue reading

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Trump is a Massive Cock

A Chinese purveyor of shlock/ Denies he intended to mock/ The POTUS-elect/ With his large erect/ Inflatable yellow-haired cock./// http://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2017/01/13/chinese-factory-selling-rooster-balloon-that-looks-exactly-like-donald-trump-denies-its-supposed-to-be-donald-trump-n2271095 A Chinese purveyor of shlockDenies he intended to mockThe POTUS-electWith his large erectInflatable yellow-haired cock. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January … Continue reading

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Urine For it Now!

The Donald was quick to dismiss/ Reports of his urophile bliss/ As phoney and fake/ So please for Trump’s sake/ Will people stop taking the piss./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38586626 The Donald was quick to dismissReports of his urophile blissAs phoney and fakeSo … Continue reading

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Trump Pissed at Claims

A fellow who lives in Trump Tower/ Is said to be in Russia’s power/ For he could be hurt/ By FSB dirt/ Involving a group golden shower./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-deep-ties-to-russia?utm_term=.wrJ64DXzK#.iyq3KmdEV A fellow who lives in Trump TowerIs said to be in Russia's … Continue reading

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Confirmation Sessions

Republican nominee Sessions,/ Confronted with former transgressions,/ Insists he’s no fan/ Of Duke and the Klan,/ Whatever initial impressions./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38564478 Republican nominee Sessions,Confronted with former transgressions,Insists he's no fanOf Duke and the Klan,Whatever initial impressions. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January … Continue reading

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McGuinness is Off

Sinn Fein vice-first-minister Martin/ Abruptly declared he’s departin’/ And blasted Arlene/ We take this to mean/ Election campaignin’ is startin’./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/09/martin-mcguinness-to-resign-as-northern-ireland-deputy-first-minister Sinn Fein vice-first-minister MartinAbruptly declared he's departinAnd blasted ArleneWe take this to meanElection campaignin is startin. — Mick Twister … Continue reading

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I Ran Iran

There was an Iranian man/ Who used to be big in Tehran/ But old Rafsanjani,/ Like Hassan Rouhani,/ Had fights over who ran Iran./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-38551639 There was an Iranian manWho used to be big in TehranBut old Rafsanjani,Like Hassan Rouhani,Had … Continue reading

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Wall Faces Barrier

There was an old fellow named Trump/ Who asked US Congress to stump/ Up cash for his wall/ As Mexicans all/ Said go take a big running jump./// who will pay? There was an old fellow named TrumpWho asked US … Continue reading

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Early Payday for Some

Top CEOs in the UK/ Receive such exorbitant pay/ They’d already made/ What others get paid/ All year just by lunchtime today./// https://www.theguardian.com/money/2017/jan/04/uk-bosses-will-make-more-by-midday-than-workers-will-earn-all-year-fat-cat-wednesday Top CEOs in the UKReceive such exorbitant payThey'd already madeWhat others get paidAll year just by lunchtime … Continue reading

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