Monthly Archives: October 2011

Kim’s Whim

Posted on October 31, 2011 by twitmericks

There was a ‘celeb’ known as Kim/Who married a guy on a whim/After 8 weeks of course/She filed 4 divorce/But I can’t feel that sorry for him. http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/news/kim-kardashian-releases-official-statement-confirming-divorce-151950770.html

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Halloween Scene

Posted on October 31, 2011 by twitmericks

Witches & zombies & devils/Drunkenly reel on their revels/& out in the street/Scary kids trick-or-treat/Halloween’s weird on so many levels.

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Our Souls

Posted on October 31, 2011 by twitmericks

The Dean of St Pauls Graeme Knowles/Resigned from his clerical roles/3 gone in a week/& the church up the creek/Now who’ll rescue our souls? http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/oct/31/dean-st-pauls-resigns-occupy?newsfeed=true

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Qantas Leap

Posted on October 31, 2011 by twitmericks

A prominent airline down under/Tore usual strike rules asunder/Forget workers’ rights/By grounding all flights/#Qantas stole unions’ thunder. http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16099734

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Bishop Bashes Bishops

Posted on October 30, 2011 by twitmericks

The C of E Bishop of Buckingham/Says Occupy campers have pluck in’ em/& argues St Pauls/Is lacking in balls/On big issues as it is ducking ’em

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Assad Case

Posted on October 30, 2011 by twitmericks

President #Assad of Syria/Exhibits increasing hysteria/His regime is at stake/So he warns of a quake/As his rhetoric grows ever wearier. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/8857898/Assad-challenge-Syria-at-your-peril.html

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Jimmy Riddle

Posted on October 29, 2011 by twitmericks

Now then, farewell Jimmy #Saville/A voice of cigars and of gravel/Tracksuits & bling/In the 70s, your thing/Became the direction of travel. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15507374

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Ex-PMs’ Exes

Posted on October 29, 2011 by twitmericks

Thatcher & Major & Blair/Get rather a generous share/Of the wealth of the land/Claiming 100s of grand/Just for answering letters – unfair! http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/28/margaret-thatcher-expenses-claim?newsfeed=true

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The Secret of My Succession

Posted on October 28, 2011 by twitmericks

The Commonwealth Summit in Perth/Wants succession made more down 2 earth/Bringing gender equality/Into the polity/If one’s of UK royal birth. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15492607

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Water Canon!

Posted on October 27, 2011 by twitmericks

Clergyman Dr Giles Fraser/The #OccupyLSX praiser/Has quit as a canon/While the City of Mammon/Exerts pressure as St Paul’s fundraiser. http://www.channel4.com/news/canon-at-st-pauls-resigns-over-protest?p98p8

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