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Prorogue Mahone Again

Posted on September 11, 2019 by twitmericks

A court found proroguing to stimey,/ As Johnson has done, rather grimy -/ It’s very unlawful/ And also quite awful,/ Misleading the number one limey./// A court found proroguing to stimey,As Johnson has done, rather grimy –It's very unlawfulAnd also … Continue reading →

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Trump bump

Posted on June 3, 2019 by twitmericks

A small-handed yellow-haired whiner/ Who came to warn Brits against China/ Was shockingly seen/ To fist-bump the queen,/ Manhandling the royal regina./// A small-handed yellow-haired whiner Who came to warn Brits against ChinaWas shockingly seenTo fist-bump the queen,Manhandling the royal … Continue reading →

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Nothing Succeeds Like Succession

Posted on April 20, 2018 by twitmericks

The transfer of power’s begun/ The Commonwealth speaking as one/ And by some coinc-/ -idence naming a prince/ Who happens to be the Queen’s son./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43840710 The transfer of power's begunThe Commonwealth speaking as oneAnd by some coinc–idence naming a … Continue reading →

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Storm in a D-Cup

Posted on January 12, 2018 by twitmericks

  A top upper-class corsetière/ Whose undies the royal folk wear/ Is losing its warrant/ For acts most abhorrent -/ Discussing the queen’s brassière!/// A top upper-class corsetièreWhose undies the royal folk wearIs losing its warrantFor acts most abhorrent –Discussing … Continue reading →

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Old Man Retires

Posted on May 4, 2017 by twitmericks

An elderly royal named Phil/ Said now I am over the hill/ I’ll skip every function/ And feel no compunction,/ Just hang in the palace and chill./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636 An elderly royal named PhilSaid now I am over the hillI'll skip … Continue reading →

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Theresa the Appeaser

Posted on January 31, 2017 by twitmericks

Petitioners urging Theresa/ To stop being such an appeaser/ Are asking why is it/ She wants a state visit/ For such an obnoxious old geezer?/// http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/theresa-may-donald-trump-refugee-ban-united-kingdom_us_588e2d42e4b0b065cbbca885 Petitioners urging TheresaTo stop being such an appeaserAre asking why is itShe wants a … Continue reading →

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Orf With His Head

Posted on May 11, 2016 by twitmericks

Elizabeth, HM the Queen/ Was overheard venting her spleen- / That envoy from China/ Said Lizzy Regina/ Is ruder than any one’s seen./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36263685 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/730515180635996160

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Pouring Reign

Posted on April 21, 2016 by twitmericks

There is an old woman named Liz/ Who works in the royalty biz/ At 90 today/ I reckon she may/ Consume a few glasses of fizz./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36093306 There is an old woman named LizWho works in the royalty bizAt 90 … Continue reading →

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Apoplectic Eurosceptic?

Posted on March 9, 2016 by twitmericks

There was an old monarch who said/ “Sun readers are being misled/ Gove says I back Brexit/ But nobody chexit?/ That editor – Orf with his head!”/// http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/mar/09/palace-sun-queen-backs-brexit-ipso There was an old monarch who said"Sun readers are being misledGove says … Continue reading →

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God Save The Quayne

Posted on September 9, 2015 by twitmericks

Surpassing a previous reign/ Is quite a big feat to attain/ So everyone here/ Let out a big cheer/ For all the achievements of Wayne./// http://www.itv.com/news/update/2015-09-08/wayne-rooney-breaks-england-goalscoring-record/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/641618200535429121

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