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Storm in a D-Cup

  A top upper-class corsetière/ Whose undies the royal folk wear/ Is losing its warrant/ For acts most abhorrent -/ Discussing the queen’s brassière!/// A top upper-class corsetièreWhose undies the royal folk wearIs losing its warrantFor acts most abhorrent –Discussing … Continue reading

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Old Man Retires

An elderly royal named Phil/ Said now I am over the hill/ I’ll skip every function/ And feel no compunction,/ Just hang in the palace and chill./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636 An elderly royal named PhilSaid now I am over the hillI'll skip … Continue reading

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Theresa the Appeaser

Petitioners urging Theresa/ To stop being such an appeaser/ Are asking why is it/ She wants a state visit/ For such an obnoxious old geezer?/// http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/theresa-may-donald-trump-refugee-ban-united-kingdom_us_588e2d42e4b0b065cbbca885 Petitioners urging TheresaTo stop being such an appeaserAre asking why is itShe wants a … Continue reading

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Orf With His Head

Elizabeth, HM the Queen/ Was overheard venting her spleen- / That envoy from China/ Said Lizzy Regina/ Is ruder than any one’s seen./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36263685 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/730515180635996160

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Pouring Reign

There is an old woman named Liz/ Who works in the royalty biz/ At 90 today/ I reckon she may/ Consume a few glasses of fizz./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36093306 There is an old woman named LizWho works in the royalty bizAt 90 … Continue reading

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Apoplectic Eurosceptic?

There was an old monarch who said/ “Sun readers are being misled/ Gove says I back Brexit/ But nobody chexit?/ That editor – Orf with his head!”/// http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/mar/09/palace-sun-queen-backs-brexit-ipso There was an old monarch who said"Sun readers are being misledGove says … Continue reading

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God Save The Quayne

Surpassing a previous reign/ Is quite a big feat to attain/ So everyone here/ Let out a big cheer/ For all the achievements of Wayne./// http://www.itv.com/news/update/2015-09-08/wayne-rooney-breaks-england-goalscoring-record/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/641618200535429121

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Royal Advice

An old royal monarch named Brenda/ Who’s not meant to do referenda/ Said Think When You Vote/ (Or so goes the quote)/ Betraying a hidden agenda./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/14/queen-scottish-independence-voters-think-carefully-referendum-balmoral https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/511207808122224640

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Her Majesty’s in Government

There was an old queen who was able/ To sit at the Cabinet table/ She took her position/ In Dave’s coalition/ A bit to the right of Vince Cable. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/9752199/Queen-receives-60-placemats-after-David-Cameron-invited-her-to-Cabinet.html There was an old queen who was able/To sit at … Continue reading

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Off With His Hook!

There was an old Queen who protested:/ “Why wasn’t Old Hooky arrested?/ If I were in power/ He’d be in the Tower/ I’d do what the other Queen Bess did!” //// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19709599

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