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World Dom-ination

A would-be commander of geeks/ Has posted a job ad that seeks/ His own kindred souls,/ To fill Whitehall roles/ With asocial weirdos and freaks./// A would-be commander of geeksHas posted a job ad that seeksHis own kindred souls,To fill … Continue reading

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Tory Story

Old Boris the Brexiteer Tory/ Has carried his party to glory/ And now calls the shots,/ Although for the Scots/ The poll told a different story./// Old Boris the Brexiteer ToryHas carried his party to gloryAnd now calls the shots,Although … Continue reading

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Jeez, We Can’t!

Responding to Thursday’s election/ With calls for some time for reflection,/ A leader named Corbyn/ Is slowly absorbing/ The scale of the voters’ rejection./// Responding to Thursday's electionWith calls for some time for reflection,A leader named CorbynIs slowly absorbing The … Continue reading

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Mocking Turd

A sensitive snowflake named Trump/ Made clear he had taken the hump/ At being discussed in/ A huddle by Justin/ And others who think him a chump./// A sensitive snowflake named TrumpMade clear he had taken the humpAt being discussed … Continue reading

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Launching into Trouble

Welsh minister Cairns has to quit,/ Rees-Mogg is an upper-class twit,/ Whom Bridgen admires,/ A fake ad backfires,/ And Johnson spouts microwaved shit./// On Twitter

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Do or Die Dies a Death

The British Prime minister guy/ Said no-ifs-no-buts, do-or-die,/ No trace of a doubt,/ October we’re out -/ Another Johnsonian lie./// https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-deal-extension-boris-johnson-news-eu-2020-flextension-latest-a9173941.html on twitter

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Pledge Ditched

Despite Johnson’s desperate pitch/ His programme encountered a glitch,/ A setback that caused/ The bill to be paused,/ But nobody died in a ditch./// tweet

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Signature Ploy

“Dear Donald, I think you will find/ The letter attached is not signed,/ So ha ha – not really!/ Yours Boris, sincerely”./ “Dear Boris, that counts – we don’t mind”./// "Dear Donald, I think you will findThe letter attached is … Continue reading

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Brexshit Gets Real

As Brexit descends into farce/ Our bog paper stocks will get sparse,/ But when there is none/ The Mail and the Sun/ Are handy for wiping one’s arse. /// As Brexit descends into farceOur bog paper stocks will get sparse,But when … Continue reading

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Being extorted*

“When stuff goes cross-border post-Brexit,/ Ten miles away somebody chexit./ With this cunning plan”,/ Said Boris, “I can/ Pretend it’s the EU wot rexit!”/// *The title is an anagram of ‘Get Brexit Done’ https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/02/boris-johnson-promises-no-brexit-checks-at-irish-border.html "When stuff goes cross-border post-Brexit,Ten miles … Continue reading

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