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End of May

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Who struggled to get her own way,/ While those who’d be leader/ All fought to succeed her,/ Reluctantly called it a day./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Who struggled to get her own way,While those who'd be leaderAll … Continue reading

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Wei to go!

The Cabinet row over Huawei/ Unfolded in quite a bizawei:/ Theresa got piqued,/ Said Gavin had leaked/ And told him “Mawei or the Hawei!”/// The Cabinet row over HuaweiUnfolded in quite a bizawei:Theresa got piqued,Said Gavin had leakedAnd told him … Continue reading

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Fracked off

“Alack”, said Natascha, “I’m packing,/ As backing for fracking is lacking;/ Just give us a break,/ And take the odd quake -/ The UK has got to get cracking!”/// "Alack", said Natascha, "I'm packing, As backing for fracking is lacking;Just … Continue reading

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Out on his Assange

There was an old man with a beard/ Who said it is just as I feared,/ My embassy haven/ When young and clean-shaven/ Has gone, and the cops have appeared./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47891737   There was an old man with a beardWho … Continue reading

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Brex-tension

Theresa May’s stated intention/ Was seeking a short-term extension;/ Though Merkel, Macron/ And others said ‘Non’,/ They threw her a bone of contention./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47889404 Theresa May's stated intentionWas seeking a short-term extension;Though Merkel, MacronAnd others said 'Non',They threw her a … Continue reading

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Leave to remain

Ex-Brexiteer columnist Peter/ Thought leaving would render life sweeter,/ But now he reflexit/ Is evident Brexit/ Would leave us knee-deep in excreta./// Ex-Brexiteer columnist PeterThought leaving would render life sweeter,But now he reflexitIs evident BrexitWould leave us knee-deep in excreta.#PeterOborne#Brexithttps://t.co/jdogv2iXPX … Continue reading

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Shit choices

When members were polled in the end/ On which polished turd they’d commend,/ Indicative voting/ Left no motion floating,/ They all disappeared round the bend./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/27/mps-reject-all-alternative-brexit-options When members were polled in the endOn which polished turd they'd commend,Indicative votingLeft no … Continue reading

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Members rise up

MPs have been airing their views,/ And say it’s now their turn to choose/ What Britain should do/ About the EU,/ Instead of just watching May lose./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47701591 MPs have been airing their views,And say it's now their turn to … Continue reading

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March message for May

A million people today/ Are marching to tell Mrs May/ Her Brexit deal’s dead/ And maybe instead/ The people should have a new say./// A million people todayAre marching to tell Mrs MayHer Brexit deal's deadAnd maybe insteadThe people should … Continue reading

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May not last

MPs gave their backing today/ To seeking a Brexit delay:/ As this month’s too soon,/ They’ll try end of June,/ (Before which will come end of May)./// MPs gave their backing todayTo seeking a Brexit delay:As this month's too soon,They'll … Continue reading

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