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Dis-Mayed

Theresa said countries like France/ Have not given Britain a chance:/ By dumping on Chequers/ Those Eurocrat wreckers/ Have led her a merry old dance!/// Theresa said countries like FranceHave not given Britain a chance:By dumping on Chequers Those Eurocrat … Continue reading

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Bradley Informed

A minister named Karen Bradley,/ Whose brief’s Northern Ireland,/ sadly Has had to admit/ To knowing jack shit/ About it, which went down quite badly./// A minister named Karen Bradley,Whose brief's Northern Ireland, sadlyHas had to admitTo knowing jack shitAbout … Continue reading

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The Brexit Bop

The UK might just have a chance/ Of backing from countries like France/ To have and eat cake/ If they undertake/ To not let Theresa May dance./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/the-maybot-strikes-twice-theresa-may-busts-out-her-awkward-dance-moves-again-on-kenya-trip-a3924196.html The UK might just have a chanceOf backing from countries like FranceTo … Continue reading

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Portaloo Sunset

The government’s got a great ruse/ For post-Brexit motorway queues;/ In case of no deal,/ When shit becomes real,/ They’ll put up some portable loos./// The government's got a great ruseFor post-Brexit motorway queues;In case of no deal,When shit becomes … Continue reading

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Pullout Threatens Sperm

A hard Brexit impact report/ On stuff we routinely import/ Includes Danish sperm/ Which studies confirm/ Withdrawal may cause to fall short./// A hard Brexit impact reportOn stuff we routinely importIncludes Danish spermWhich studies confirmWithdrawal may cause to fall short.#brexit … Continue reading

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Brexiteer’s Bumpy Landing

A Tory jumped out of a plane/ And pulled at the toggle in vain -/ Though Brexiteer Steve/ Implored it to leave/ His parachute chose to remain./// Look, he survived, OK? I’m not that callous! A Tory jumped out of … Continue reading

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Jail Fail

A privately-run UK jail/ Was deemed a complete epic fail,/ The prison in Birmingham/ It seems is confirming ’em/ Unsuitable assets for sale./// Slightly tweaked the third and fourth lines from the Twitter version to aid clarity. But perhaps the … Continue reading

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Brexshit Fears

There may be no food on the shelves/ Unless every Brit digs and delves,/ But May won’t reveal/ Her plan for No Deal/ For fear of us shitting ourselves./// There may be no food on the shelvesUnless every Brit digs … Continue reading

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Don’t Shoot!

The government, put on the spot/ Has had to explain it is not/ In favour of babies/ Suspected of rabies/ In actual fact being shot./// The government, put on the spotHas had to explain it is notIn favour of babies … Continue reading

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Flying Visit

There is a big empty balloon/ That looks like a total buffoon;/ With bright yellow hair,/ Chock full of hot air,/ And so is his airborne lampoon./// https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-politics-44820849/trump-baby-blimp-launched-in-london There is a big empty balloonThat looks like a total buffoon;With bright … Continue reading

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