Monthly Archives: July 2017

Fox not Trusted with Chicken

The EU gave Liam a kickin/ About chlorination of chicken/ Which Brussels forbids/ But Fox reckons kids/ Will find chlorine sauce finger-lickin./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/25/brussels-attacks-liam-foxs-ignorant-remarks-chlorinated-chicken-eu-trade-deal-us The EU gave Liam a kickinAbout chlorination of chickenWhich Brussels forbidsBut Fox reckons kidsWill find chlorine sauce … Continue reading

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No Shit!

There is an old Tory who’s happy/ To say he has not changed a nappy/ For Jacob Rees-Mogg/ Who’s on his 6th sprog/ Has nanny for anything crappy./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jacob-rees-mogg-never-changed-a-nappy-lbc-nigel-farage-nanny-conservatives-a7854791.html There is an old Tory who's happyTo say he has not … Continue reading

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Dammit, Thanet!

A local authority, Thanet/ Was UKIP’s, alone on the planet/ Till someone defected/ Because she rejected/ The way fellow Ukippers ran it./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-40691149 A local authority, ThanetWas UKIP's, alone on the planetTill someone defectedBecause she rejectedThe way that the Ukippers … Continue reading

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Too Hot for Spicey

Sean Spicer abruptly resigned/ Believing himself undermined;/ He got a bit tucci/ When old Scaramucci/ Was brought in to kick his behind./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40687521 Sean Spicer abruptly resignedBelieving himself undermined;He got a bit tucciWhen old ScaramucciWas brought in to kick his … Continue reading

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Gender Agenda

Some BBC staff were dismayed/ On learning how much others made/ Especially when/ It turned out white men/ Are rather more handsomely paid./// https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/jul/19/evans-lineker-bbc-top-earners-only-two-women-among-best-paid-stars Some BBC staff were dismayedOn learning how much others madeEspecially whenIt turned out white menAre rather … Continue reading

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Chopper Copper

There was a lascivious copper/ Whose conduct was rather improper/ When women got bare/ He’d film from the air/ With one hand controlling his chopper./// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/18/south-yorkshire-police-helicopter-crew-filmed-people-naked-sheffield-crown-court-told There was a lascivious copperWhose conduct was very improperIf women got bareHe'd film from … Continue reading

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Short Shrift

The Saudis are on the alert/ For anything apt to subvert/ How girls are repressed/ Which means an arrest/ For wearing a threatening skirt./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/18/saudi-arabia-video-of-indecently-dressed-woman-at-heritage-site-prompts-investigation The Saudis are on the alertFor anything apt to subvertHow girls are repressedWhich means an … Continue reading

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Got My ‘moji Workin’

Today let’s say thanks to a 👨🏽 Who worked for a firm in 🇯🇵 He had an 👁️🦌 To show 😂 or 😱 With pix – so now everyone🥫. http://time.com/4860488/world-emoji-day-facts-2017/ Today let's say thanks to a 👨🏽 Who worked for a … Continue reading

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Who’s That Girl

There once was an old Doctor who/ On dying, became someone new;/ One day she awoke,/ No longer a bloke,/ Cos women can be Doctors too./// https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/jul/16/doctor-who-jodie-whittaker-announced-13th-doctor https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/886674464469110785

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Swiss on a Roll

A fellow named Roger who’s Swiss/ Hits balls and does not often miss;/ The oldest champ yet,/ He won every set -/ He really is taking the piss./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/40625069 A fellow named Roger who's SwissHits balls and does not often … Continue reading

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