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Dumping Trump

The boss of the company Merck/ Is no longer going to work/ With President Trump/ Who, taking the hump,/ Said lower ya prices ya jerk!/// https://finance.yahoo.com/news/merck-under-armour-ceos-resign-015019041.html The boss of the company MerckIs no longer going to workWith President TrumpWho, taking … Continue reading

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Bang Goes the Neighbourhood

The fellow who runs South Korea/ Considers the Donald’s idea/ To nuke Kim Jong-Un/ Most inopportune/ For anyone anywhere near./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40923284 The fellow who runs South KoreaConsiders the Donald's ideaTo nuke Kim Jong-UnMost inopportuneFor anyone anywhere near.#korea #Trump — Mick … Continue reading

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War of Words

A fellow named Kim in Pyongyang/ Enjoyed firing off a harangue;/ As Trump in DC/ Joined in with some glee,/ Things started to go with a bang./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40871416 A fellow named Kim in PyongyangEnjoyed firing off a harangue;As Trump in … Continue reading

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DC Dump

According to President Trump/ The White House is rather a dump/ It lacks golden showers/ Like those at Trump Towers/ To pamper the POTUS’s rump./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-white-house-us-president-real-dump-chelsea-clinton-golf-bedminster-golf-club-new-jersey-a7872096.html According to President TrumpThe White House is rather a dumpIt lacks golden showersLike those … Continue reading

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Mooch Job Blow

The Mooch is now back on the shelf/ Not wanted as Donald’s house-elf/ Summarily fired/ When only just hired./ I hope he’s not down on himself./// The Mooch is now back on the shelfNot wanted as Donald's house-elfSummarily firedWhen only … Continue reading

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Scaramouche, can you?

Scaramucci provoked a fandango,/ Denying it takes two to tango/ For strategist Bannon,/ A fellow loose cannon;/ I ask you – how low can a mango?/// http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon Scaramucci provoked a fandango,Denying it takes two to tangoFor strategist Bannon,A fellow loose … Continue reading

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Too Hot for Spicey

Sean Spicer abruptly resigned/ Believing himself undermined;/ He got a bit tucci/ When old Scaramucci/ Was brought in to kick his behind./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40687521 Sean Spicer abruptly resignedBelieving himself undermined;He got a bit tucciWhen old ScaramucciWas brought in to kick his … Continue reading

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Sins of the Father

  The story of Donald Trump Junior/ Continues to get even loonier/ His email discussions/ On dirt from the Russians/ Make Donald’s defence ever punier./// The story of Donald Trump JrContinues to get ever loonierHis email discussionsOn dirt from the … Continue reading

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Putin on a Show

The POTUS began, so they say,/ ‘Let’s just get this out of the way -/ Look here Vladimir/ Did you interfere? You didn’t? Well then we’re OK’./// http://uk.businessinsider.com/tillerson-stunned-trump-asked-putin-russia-election-meddling-2017-7?r=US&IR=T The POTUS began, so they say,'Let's just get this out of the … Continue reading

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Twitter Hitter

A tweet sent by President Trump/ Depicted him giving a thump/ To CNN news,/ Confirming the views/ Of those who believe him a chump./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/02/trump-body-slam-cnn-tweet-violence-reporters-wrestlemania A tweet sent by President TrumpDepicted him giving a thumpTo CNN news,Confirming the viewsOf those … Continue reading

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