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Fair weather friend

Remembering those who were slain/ And promising never again/ Brings leaders together/ Whatever the weather -/ But not Donald Trump if it’s rain./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46168995 Remembering those who were slain And promising never againBrings leaders togetherWhatever the weather –But not Donald … Continue reading

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Sessions out

The White House has fired Jeff Sessions/ Who wouldn’t support Trump’s suppressions,/ And named a politicker/ Named Matthew Whitaker/ To help cover up his transgressions./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/07/jeff-sessions-fired-us-attorney-general The White House has fired Jeff SessionsWho wouldn't support Trump's suppressions,And named a politickerNamed … Continue reading

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Red and Dead

Nevada’s state vote went ahead/ With voters electing a red,/ The pimp Dennis Hof,/ Not being put off/ By his being certified dead./// Nevada's state vote went aheadWith voters electing a red,The pimp Dennis Hof,Not being put offBy his being … Continue reading

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Dump Trump

Significant numbers of voters/ Turned out in the States to give notice/ They’re not gonna plump/ For President Trump / The next time they’re picking a POTUS./// Significant numbers of votersTurned out in the States to give noticeThey're not gonna … Continue reading

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Cack-handed cover-up

There was an old man of the West/ Who said “I am most unimpressed -/ These fellows from Saudi,/ Their cover-up’s lousy!/ My cover-ups? Those are the best!”/// There was an old man of the WestWho said "I am most … Continue reading

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Accursed judge

The witches of Brooklyn are here,/ And Kavanaugh’s quaking with fear/ They’ll give him a hex/ That shrivels his sex/ Or worse, makes him stop liking beer./// The witches of Brooklyn are here,And Kavanaugh's quaking with fearThey'll give him a … Continue reading

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Judge judged

There once was a pale, stale, male/ Entitled alumnus of Yale/ Who, being accused/ By those he’d abused,/ Would bluster and bully and wail./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/27/kavanaugh-ford-testimony-latest-what-will-they-say-senate-hearing There once was a pale, stale, maleEntitled alumnus of YaleWho, being accusedBy those he'd abused,Would … Continue reading

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UNGA games

Addressing the top UN crowd/ The POTUS declared he was proud/ He’d done so much more/ Than any before,/ Which had them all laughing out loud./// Addressing the top UN crowdThe POTUS declared he was proudHe'd done so much moreThan … Continue reading

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Toad’s tool

A porn star once dear to Trump’s heart/ Described his most intimate part/ As less than humungous/ And shaped like a fungus,/ Like Toad out of Mario Kart./// A porn star once dear to Trump's heartDescribed his most intimate partAs … Continue reading

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West wingnut

The veteran journalist Bob/ From talking to Donald Trump’s mob,/ Found less stable genius,/ More misdemeanious/ Unstable dumbass nutjob./// Some readers may be thrown by the scansion in line 5, which appears to be a syllable short when taken on … Continue reading

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