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Mitt dumps Trump

His fellow Republican, Mitt,/ Declared Donald Trump is unfit/ And went on to say/ He’s causing dismay./ The rest of the world said: “No Shit!”/// His fellow Republican, Mitt,Declared Donald Trump is unfitAnd went on to sayHe's causing dismay.The rest … Continue reading

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Sell Trump!

As stock exchange prices went red/ Economists everywhere said/ The cause of the slump/ Was fears about Trump,/ Who tried shifting blame to the Fed./// https://edition.cnn.com/2018/12/24/investing/stock-market-today-dow/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twbusiness&utm_content=2018-12-24T13%3A25%3A04&utm_term=image As stock exchange prices went redEconomists everywhere saidThe cause of the slumpWas fears about … Continue reading

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Isis? What Isis?

James Mattis and now Brett McGurk/ Resigned when the number one Turk/ Outwitted their chief,/ Whose grasp of his brief/ Was that of an absolute jerk./// James Mattis and now Brett McGurkResigned when the number one TurkOutwitted their chief,Whose grasp … Continue reading

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Trump tribute

A blind creature scientists found/ That buries its head in the ground/ Was named after Trump,/ A visionless lump/ Ignoring the signs all around./// A blind creature scientists foundThat buries its head in the groundWas named after Trump,A visionless lumpIgnoring … Continue reading

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Without foundation

A man of the utmost vulgarity/ Decided to close down the charity/ He used, it is plain,/ To fund his campaign -/ A serious irregularity./// A man of the utmost vulgarityDecided to close down the charityHe used, it is plain,To … Continue reading

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Taking the mick

A fellow of insight named Mick/ Is POTUS’s Chief of Staff pick/ Despite his reflection/ Before the election/ That Trump is an absolute dick./// A fellow of insight named MickIs POTUS's Chief of Staff pickDespite his reflectionBefore the electionThat Trump … Continue reading

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Gohen down

“I paid the hush money”, said Cohen,/ “With Donald, my client’s full knohen”;/ So if it’s a crime,/ Who else should do time?/ The pressure on Trump keeps on grohen./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/14/donald-trump-knew-hush-money-was-wrong-says-cohen "I paid the hush money", said Cohen,"With Donald, my … Continue reading

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Off the wall

When Trump met Pelosi and Schumer,/ It put him in rather bad humour./ On hearing his wall/ Had no chance at all,/ He turned a deep shade of satsuma./// When Trump met Pelosi and Schumer,It put him in rather bad … Continue reading

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Fowl move

The man at America’s head/ This year for Thanksgiving Day said:/ ‘Although it sounds quirky,/ Let’s move on from Turkey – / I’m pardoning Saudi instead’. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/20/trump-pardons-thanksgiving-turkeys The man at America's headThis year for Thanksgiving Day said:'Although it sounds quirky,Forget … Continue reading

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For a few dollars less…

I’ll stand by the Saudis, said Trump,/ Their critics can go take a jump -/ Who cares who they’re slaying/ So long as we’re paying/ A few dollars less at the pump./// I'll stand by the Saudis, said Trump,Their critics … Continue reading

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