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Comic Economics

We learn from U.S. memoranda/ That POTUS has managed to land a/ Completely unreal/ And marvellous deal/ On trade with the state of Wakanda./// We learn from U.S. memorandaThat POTUS has managed to land aCompletely unrealAnd marvellous dealOn trade with … Continue reading

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Mocking Turd

A sensitive snowflake named Trump/ Made clear he had taken the hump/ At being discussed in/ A huddle by Justin/ And others who think him a chump./// A sensitive snowflake named TrumpMade clear he had taken the humpAt being discussed … Continue reading

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Side by Side by Sondland

An envoy beyond US borders/ When asked if Zelensky-rewarders/ Had offered a quid/ Pro quo, said they did:/ “We followed the President’s orders”./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1197239640715075584

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His Master’s Voice

The Brexiteer Farage will dump/ His promise to go on the stump/ In Tory-held seats,/ A climbdown that meets/ The wish of his boss, Donald Trump./// on twitter

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Trump Dumps Kurds

The Turkish assault on the Kurds/ Elicits from Trump empty words,/ Some meaningless platitudes/ Masking true attitudes,/ Rhetoric just for the birds./// The Turkish assault on the KurdsElicits from Trump empty words,Meaningless platitudesMasking true attitudes,Rhetoric just for the birds.#SyrianKurds #Kurds#KurdsBetrayedByTrump#trump … Continue reading

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Ukraining on his parade

Trump’s courting Ukraine to harm Biden/ Got Nancy Pelosi deciden/ This serious breach meant/ Some grounds for impeachment,/ Which may be expected to widen./// Tweet+story

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Hey Mr Tangerine Man

The President’s seeking to dump/ Some light bulbs that give the old chump/ An orangey hue/ With which they imbue/ No person on earth except Trump./// The President's seeking to dumpSome light bulbs that give the old chumpAn orangey hueWith … Continue reading

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Hawkward squad

The White House advisor John Bolton,/ Who liked it so hot it was molten,/ Fell out with the chief,/ A source of relief/ To countries he urged an assault on./// The White House advisor John Bolton,Who liked it so hot … Continue reading

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Sale fail

Trump cancelled a trip to the Danish/ Because of them making it plainish/ That Greenland’s off limits/ And if you are him it’s/ Enraging because he is vainish./// Trump cancelled a trip to the DanishBecause of them making it plainishThat … Continue reading

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Statue of limitations

“Oh give me your tired, your poor,/ The wretched of your teeming shore,/ Your great huddled masses,/ And we’ll kick their asses,/ And show ’em”, Trump’s aide said, “the door”./// "Oh give me your tired, your poor,The wretched of your … Continue reading

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