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Howdy Saudi

United States President Trump,/ An Islamophobe on the stump,/ Has gone off to Saudi/ To smile and say howdy/ And kiss the odd oil-rich rump./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-arms-deal-saudi-arabia-110-billion-911-terrorism-international-law-war-crimes-a7747076.html United States President Trump,An Islamophobe on the stump,Has gone off to SaudiTo smile and … Continue reading

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Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it Infamy!

  A fellow with bright yellow hair/ Said nobody, never, nowhere/ Saw such persecutin’/ As me over Putin,/ Beheading just doesn’t compare./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39965107 A fellow with bright yellow hairSaid nobody, never, nowhereSaw such persecutin'As me over Putin,Beheading just doesn't compare.#Trump … Continue reading

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Chelsea Out

A leaker named Chelsea, née Bradley/ Embarrassed the army quite badly/ So did 7 years/ And yet it appears/ That Trump spills intelligence gladly./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/17/chelsea-manning-released-from-prison A leaker named Chelsea, née BradleyEmbarrassed the army quite badlySo did 7 yearsAnd yet it … Continue reading

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Indiscretion Session

Trump may’ve let slip in discussions/ With various senior Russians/ Some classified dope;/ His enemies hope/ The POTUS may face repercussions./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39931012 Trump may've let slip in discussionsWith various senior RussiansSome classified dope;His enemies hopeThe POTUS will face repercussions. — … Continue reading

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Spicer Hedges

  When Comey was given the push/ Sean Spicer hid out in a bush/ So now he’s on leave/ And many believe/ Will shortly be out on his tush./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/sean-spicer-white-house-press-secretary-job-james-comey-firing-reporters-bushes-donald-trump-a7729976.html When Comey was given the pushSean Spicer hid out in … Continue reading

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He Fired the Sheriff

The president called for the head/ Of Washington’s senior Fed/ Because he required/ That Comey be fired/ To render the Russia probe dead./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/09/james-comey-fbi-fired-donald-trump The president called for the headOf Washington's senior FedBecause he requiredThat Comey be firedTo render the … Continue reading

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How to Kushner Visa Application

Nicole Kushner Meyer’s big pitch/ To China’s outrageously rich/ Is cash guarantees a/ Most sought-after visa/ As Jared’s the president’s bitch./// http://www.cbsnews.com/news/jared-kushner-sister-nicole-meyer-courting-chinese-investors-ethics/ Nicole Kushner Meyer's big pitchTo China's outrageously richIs cash guarantees aMost sought-after visaAs Jared's the president's bitch. — … Continue reading

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100 Days That Failed to Shake the World

The POTUS’s first hundred days/ Saw many Trump plans hit delays,/ His ban at the border/ Held up by court order,/ The wall by the snag of who pays./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/04/28/trumps-first-100-days-what-has-president-trump-done-so-far/?utm_term=.3734179c9b0e The POTUS's first 100 daysSaw many Trump plans hit delays,His … Continue reading

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Trump’s Hand for Women

Ivanka defended her dad/ Insisting Trump’s record’s not bad/ As women’s supporter,/ For he gave his daughter/ Each one of the jobs she has had!/// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/25/ivanka-trump-w20-summit-berlin-angela-merkel Ivanka defended her dadInsisting Trump's record's not badAs women's supporter,For he gave his daughterEach … Continue reading

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I See No Ships

  The Pentagon gave us a notion/ Korea-bound ships were in motion/ In fact the strike force/ Was striking a course/ Due south to the Indian Ocean./// The Pentagon gave us a notionKorea-bound ships were in motionIn fact the strike … Continue reading

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