Tag Archives: trump

Race to the bottom

Trump’s Twitter account just disgraces ‘im,/ All far-right ideas, he embraces ’em -/ To start down the track:/ ‘They’re black, send ’em back’/ Is out-and-out undisguised racism./// Trump's Twitter account just disgraces 'im,All far-right ideas, he embraces 'em –To start … Continue reading

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Ambo in limbo

A diplomat fellow named Kim/ Said POTUS’s White House was grim;/ When Trump got the hump/ And Johnson kissed rump/ It all ended badly for him./// A diplomat fellow named KimSaid POTUS's White House was grim;When Trump got the humpAnd … Continue reading

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The wrong Kim

A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump/ Got into a bit of a grump/ As Britain’s ambassador/ Could not have been acider/ About the incompetent chump./// A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump Got into a bit of a grump As Britain's … Continue reading

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USWNT 2 POTUS 0

The USA’s sureness of touch/ In winning out over the Dutch/ Secured for their nation/ The world’s admiration./ The President’s style, not so much./// https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jul/07/trump-usa-world-cup-win-megan-rapinoe The USA's sureness of touch In winning out over the DutchSecured for their nationThe world's … Continue reading

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Statue of imitation

An artist who sawed the odd lump/ From some old Slovenian stump/ And painted it blue/ Said “Can you guess who?/ That’s right, it’s Melania Trump!”/// An artist who sawed the odd lumpFrom some old Slovenian stumpAnd painted it blueSaid … Continue reading

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Flight of fancy

According to Trump, human flight/ Predates those two brothers named Wright -/ The war in the air,/ Under rockets’ red glare,/ Was waged by the dawn’s early light./// According to Trump, human flightPredates those two brothers named Wright –The war … Continue reading

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Trump bump

A small-handed yellow-haired whiner/ Who came to warn Brits against China/ Was shockingly seen/ To fist-bump the queen,/ Manhandling the royal regina./// A small-handed yellow-haired whiner Who came to warn Brits against ChinaWas shockingly seenTo fist-bump the queen,Manhandling the royal … Continue reading

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Muellered

The President tried to obstruct/ The Mueller inquiry, and ducked/ Its questions, and though/ He’s crowing, we know/ He greeted its launch with “I’m fucked”./// The President tried to obstructThe Mueller inquiry, and duckedIts questions, and thoughHe's crowing, we knowHe … Continue reading

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Every day he loves you less and less

There was an old fellow named Trump/ Who, when he was out on the stump,/ Adored Wikileaks,/ Which now, when he speaks,/ He seems rather eager to dump./// There was an old fellow named TrumpWho, when he was out on … Continue reading

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Florida gets torrider

A Florida spa parlour owner/ And recent Republican donor/ Sells clients a hump/ Or access to Trump,/ Whichever will give them a boner./// A Florida spa parlour ownerAnd recent Republican donorSells clients a humpOr access to Trump,Whichever will give them … Continue reading

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