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Retreat from Moscow

A small-handed Russophile bloke/ Declared that he kinda misspoke,/ And meant to say ‘wouldn’t’,/ A story that shouldn’t/ Convince many rational folk./// A small-handed Russophile blokeDeclared that he kinda misspoke,And meant to say 'wouldn't',A story that shouldn'tConvince many rational folk.https://t.co/9Hx0AvoOaC#TrumpPutinContinue reading

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Natural Ass

The POTUS gave Merkel some sass/ Relating to imports of gas;/ In view of discussions/ Trump’s had with the Russians,/ He’s talking again from his ass./// The POTUS gave Merkel some sassRelating to imports of gas;In view of discussionsTrump's had … Continue reading

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Jack Shit Jacket

The FLOTUS set out to repair/ The damage, but opted to wear/ A slogan-daubed jacket,/ On which, on the back it/ Was written “I really don’t care”./// The FLOTUS set out to repairThe damage, but opted to wearA slogan-daubed jacket,On … Continue reading

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Family Values

Addressing his policy fail/ The child snatcher POTUS turned tail/ By signing an order/ So kids at the border/ Can also be slammed into jail./// Addressing his policy failThe child snatcher POTUS turned tailBy signing an orderSo kids at the … Continue reading

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Inhuman Right

The POTUS said let’s disengage/ From human rights groups that enrage/ By tracking abuses,/ While I make excuses/ For locking up kids in a cage./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/44537372 The POTUS said let's disengageFrom human rights groups that enrageBy tracking abuses,While I make … Continue reading

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Camp Commander

A president lacking a heart/ Tears parents and children apart/ In camps on the border,/ Detained on his order,/ The vile, xenophobic old fart./// A president lacking a heartTears parents and children apartIn camps on the border,Detained on his order,The … Continue reading

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Unreality TV Show

A televised pair on an isle/ Exchange loving looks as they smile/ And Donald picks Kim/ To couple with him/ Until they break up in a while./// A televised pair on an isleExchange loving looks as they smileAnd Donald picks … Continue reading

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Seat of Power

His very own personal loo/ Accompanied Kim when he flew/ So enemy spies/ Cannot analyse/ The DPRK Leader’s poo./// His very own personal looAccompanied Kim when he flewSo enemy spiesCannot analyseThe DPRK Leader's poo.https://t.co/6AsdP8AMzZ#KimJongUn #KimTrumpSummit #SingaporeSummit — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading

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Trading Insults

The G7 summit is done/ And Trump’s new trade war has begun/ The other six feel/ If Trump wants a deal/ He’ll have to set up the G1./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44427660 This is a revised version of my original limerick, which was … Continue reading

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Shorthand Dictation

A leader of faraway lands,/ Desiring to show where he stands,/ Dictates a big letter,/ The bigger the better/ To emphasise Trump’s tiny hands./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/kim-jong-un-sends-giant-letter-to-donald-trump-but-was-it-to-make-fun-of-the-presidents-tiny-hands-a3853701.html A leader of faraway lands,Desiring to show where he stands,Dictates a big letter,The bigger the … Continue reading

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