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Hey Mr Tangerine Man

The President’s seeking to dump/ Some light bulbs that give the old chump/ An orangey hue/ With which they imbue/ No person on earth except Trump./// The President's seeking to dumpSome light bulbs that give the old chumpAn orangey hueWith … Continue reading

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Hawkward squad

The White House advisor John Bolton,/ Who liked it so hot it was molten,/ Fell out with the chief,/ A source of relief/ To countries he urged an assault on./// The White House advisor John Bolton,Who liked it so hot … Continue reading

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Sale fail

Trump cancelled a trip to the Danish/ Because of them making it plainish/ That Greenland’s off limits/ And if you are him it’s/ Enraging because he is vainish./// Trump cancelled a trip to the DanishBecause of them making it plainishThat … Continue reading

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Statue of limitations

“Oh give me your tired, your poor,/ The wretched of your teeming shore,/ Your great huddled masses,/ And we’ll kick their asses,/ And show ’em”, Trump’s aide said, “the door”./// "Oh give me your tired, your poor,The wretched of your … Continue reading

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Providing ammunition

The racist-in-chief glibly blames/ Mass shootings on video games,/ While using his role/ To block gun control/ And fan white supremacist flames./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2019/aug/05/trump-news-today-el-paso-shooting-ohio-media-politics-latest The racist-in-chief glibly blamesMass shootings on video games,While using his roleTo block gun controlAnd fan white supremacist … Continue reading

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Slumlord billionare

The race-baiter President Trump/ Calls Baltimore city a dump,/ While slum landlord Jared,/ Whom Trump’s daughter married,/ Claims rent as his properties slump./// The race-baiter President TrumpCalls Baltimore city a dump,While slum landlord Jared,Whom Trump's daughter married,Claims rent as his … Continue reading

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Race to the bottom

Trump’s Twitter account just disgraces ‘im,/ All far-right ideas, he embraces ’em -/ To start down the track:/ ‘They’re black, send ’em back’/ Is out-and-out undisguised racism./// Trump's Twitter account just disgraces 'im,All far-right ideas, he embraces 'em –To start … Continue reading

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Ambo in limbo

A diplomat fellow named Kim/ Said POTUS’s White House was grim;/ When Trump got the hump/ And Johnson kissed rump/ It all ended badly for him./// A diplomat fellow named KimSaid POTUS's White House was grim;When Trump got the humpAnd … Continue reading

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The wrong Kim

A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump/ Got into a bit of a grump/ As Britain’s ambassador/ Could not have been acider/ About the incompetent chump./// A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump Got into a bit of a grump As Britain's … Continue reading

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USWNT 2 POTUS 0

The USA’s sureness of touch/ In winning out over the Dutch/ Secured for their nation/ The world’s admiration./ The President’s style, not so much./// https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jul/07/trump-usa-world-cup-win-megan-rapinoe The USA's sureness of touch In winning out over the DutchSecured for their nationThe world's … Continue reading

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