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Hawkward squad

Posted on September 11, 2019 by twitmericks

The White House advisor John Bolton,/ Who liked it so hot it was molten,/ Fell out with the chief,/ A source of relief/ To countries he urged an assault on./// The White House advisor John Bolton,Who liked it so hot … Continue reading →

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The Last Trump*

Posted on January 31, 2019 by twitmericks

God moves in mysterious ways,/ But if as Ms Sanders portrays,/ He backed the great chump,/ Beware the Last Trump/ That heralds the end of all days./// *Def from Collins: the final trumpet call that according to the belief of some … Continue reading →

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West wingnut

Posted on September 5, 2018 by twitmericks

The veteran journalist Bob/ From talking to Donald Trump’s mob,/ Found less stable genius,/ More misdemeanious/ Unstable dumbass nutjob./// Some readers may be thrown by the scansion in line 5, which appears to be a syllable short when taken on … Continue reading →

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Hopeless POTUS

Posted on March 1, 2018 by twitmericks

A big-headed, small-handed dope/ Who boasted of liking to grope/ Has lost a top hire/ And self-confessed liar -/ PR-wise, he hasn’t a Hope./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/28/hope-hicks-resigns-trump-communications-director-white-house A big-headed, small-handed dopeWho boasted of liking to gropeHas lost a top hireAnd self-confessed liar … Continue reading →

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Treason and Plot

Posted on January 4, 2018 by twitmericks

Here is the Donald Trump news:/ His staff are all airing their views,/ Steve Bannon cried treason,/ Trump questioned his reason,/ And most of them wanted to lose./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42559436  

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DC Dump

Posted on August 3, 2017 by twitmericks

According to President Trump/ The White House is rather a dump/ It lacks golden showers/ Like those at Trump Towers/ To pamper the POTUS’s rump./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-white-house-us-president-real-dump-chelsea-clinton-golf-bedminster-golf-club-new-jersey-a7872096.html According to President TrumpThe White House is rather a dumpIt lacks golden showersLike those … Continue reading →

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Scaramouche, can you?

Posted on July 28, 2017 by twitmericks

Scaramucci provoked a fandango,/ Denying it takes two to tango/ For strategist Bannon,/ A fellow loose cannon;/ I ask you – how low can a mango?/// http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon Scaramucci provoked a fandango,Denying it takes two to tangoFor strategist Bannon,A fellow loose … Continue reading →

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Mared to the Mob

Posted on April 10, 2017 by twitmericks

A White House adviser named Jared/ Had power through who he had mared/ A rival named Steve/ Just couldn’t believe/ The weight his opinion cared./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/08/donald-trump-steve-bannon-jared-kushner-power-struggle A White House adviser named JaredHad power through who he had maredA rival named … Continue reading →

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Global Financial Elite

Posted on April 1, 2017 by twitmericks

A small group of millionaires/ With lucrative holdings and shares/ Like Jared, Ivanka/ And Gary the banker,/ Is now running White House affairs./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/stephen-bannon-earned-nearly-1-million-last-year-more-than-half-from-mercer-entities/2017/03/31/f8464ede-166c-11e7-ada0-1489b735b3a3_story.html?tid=pm_politics_pop&utm_term=.07c9fdb8b781 A small group of millionairesWith lucrative holdings and sharesLike Jared, IvankaAnd Gary the banker,Is now running … Continue reading →

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Gatesgate

Posted on January 8, 2014 by twitmericks

There is an old fellow named Gates/ Who used to be big in the States/ He caused a big drama/ By slamming Obama/ Who’s no longer one of his mates. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25645855 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/420936788044443648

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