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Bye Bye Barack

There was an old man named Barack/ The first US Prez who was black/ A fellow respected,/ And with Trump elected/ One many would kinda like back./// There was an old man named BarackThe first US Prez who was blackA … Continue reading

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Secret Servers

Obama says Putin gave backing/ To covert electoral hacking/ US repercussions/ Mean 35 Russians/ Were given the word to get packing./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38463025 Obama says Putin gave backingTo covert electoral hackingUS repercussionsMean 35 RussiansWere given the word to get packing. — … Continue reading

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Hue and Cry

The Donald met up with Barack/ To put the transition on track/ Debate was wide-ranging/ But everything’s changing/ And orange is now the new black./// http://edition.cnn.com/2016/11/10/politics/donald-trump-obama-paul-ryan-washington/ The Donald met up with BarackTo put the transition on trackDebate was wide-rangingBut everything's … Continue reading

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Don’t get Sherte

Obama met up with Duterte/ Who told him to stop getting shirty:/ “Don’t be an old bore/ You son of a whore/ Folks love when Rodrigo talks dirty”./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37303922 Obama met up with DuterteWho told him to stop getting shirty:"Don't … Continue reading

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Second Time as Farce

Melania’s speech went so well/ Till somewhere it rang a faint bell/ And experts concurred/ She stole word for word/ An earlier one by Michelle./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/19/melania-trump-republican-convention-plagiarism-michelle-obama Melania's speech went so wellTill somewhere it rang a faint bellAnd experts concurredShe stole … Continue reading

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Nuclear Reaction

The P5+1 and Iran/ Came up with a brilliant plan:/ Enrichment is stopped/ And sanctions get dropped/ (Though Bibi is not a big fan)./// The P5+1 and Iran Came up with a brilliant plan: Enrichment is stopped And sanctions get dropped (Though Bibi is … Continue reading

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Secrets and Spies

Obama is firmly denying/ That agencies might still be spying/ On leaders of France./ There could be a chance/ That somebody somewhere is lying./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/24/obama-calls-hollande-nsa-no-longer-spying-french-president Obama is firmly denying That agencies might still be spying On leaders of France. There could be a … Continue reading

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Llama Drama

A curious beast is the llama;/ A pair of them caused quite a drama/ By breaching the peace/ And dodging police -/ Somebody call Barack Obama!/// http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/26/escaped-llamas-arizona-lasso A curious beast is the llama; A pair of them caused quite a drama … Continue reading

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Torture of Liberty

A prominent Senate committee/ Found CIA methods weren’t pretty/ With sleep deprivation/ And rectal hydration/ Declared ineffective and shitty./// http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/10/world/senate-intelligence-committee-cia-torture-report.html?_r=0 A prominent Senate committee Found CIA methods weren't pretty With sleep deprivation And rectal hydration Declared ineffective and shitty. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December … Continue reading

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Pork Chop

A night of electoral drama/ Went badly for Barack Obama/ Whose administration/ Now faces castration,/ Says Joni the former hog farmer./// http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2014/11/joni_ernst_iowa_senate_the_country_s_most_conservative_senate_candidate.html A night of electoral drama Went badly for @BarackObama Whose administration Now faces castration, Says Joni the former hog farmer. #midterms — Mick … Continue reading

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