Monthly Archives: May 2022

When one who may soon have more leisure/ (If not at Her Majesty’s Pleasure)/ Abruptly announces/ “Bring back pounds and ounces”,/ It’s known as a desperate measure./// https://t.co/h55ZWBvvZV

A man who dressed up as a collieSaid “though you may think it a follyTo go the whole hogAnd live as a dog,I’m barking, but not off my trolley!” https://t.co/gqGwxTQIVh

The final report from Sue Gray/ Says Johnson’s lot partied away/ With vomiting, brawls,/ And wine on the walls,/ The rules not for them to obey./// https://t.co/nwAMxCyg67

“In keeping with jackdaw flock laws”,/ Said Jack to the rest of the daws,/ “The ayes to the right/ In favour of flight/ Now show your support for the caws”./// https://t.co/WwHP5LP0SR

Three years ago, soothsayer TrussSaid Brexit for Ulster’s a plus,Except for old fartsWith turnips in carts –I don’t see them causing a fuss!

The strategist Vladimir Putin/ Set out to stop Nato recruitin’,/ But seeing his deeds/ The Finns and the Swedes,/ Are eager to start contributin’./ https://t.co/jJ0YZhCMB9

There was an old man with no hair,/ Whose sacking a court ruled unfair,/ The names he was called,/ Because he was bald,/ Like telling a woman “nice pair”./// https://t.co/7GGk3yrIu5

“Dear Brussels, we hope you don’t mind,/This protocol thing Boris signed,/Announcing he’d won/And got Brexit done,/Was not very good, we now find”./// https://t.co/9k9WohH1Ra

A species of river cetacean,/ When going through bouts of frustration/ No dolphin can take,/ Will play ‘toss the snake’/ For sexual gratification./// https://t.co/VsHTK84d85

There was a old fellow named Keir/ Who said: “What must happen is clear,/ If cops have suspicions/ Of top politicians.”/ The Durham police: “Hold my beer”./// https://t.co/kAuN7fIoTM