Monthly Archives: May 2022

Bald legal

There was an old man with no hair,/ Whose sacking a court ruled unfair,/ The names he was called,/ Because he was bald,/ Like telling a woman “nice pair”./// https://t.co/7GGk3yrIu5

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Breach of protocol

“Dear Brussels, we hope you don’t mind,/This protocol thing Boris signed,/Announcing he’d won/And got Brexit done,/Was not very good, we now find”./// https://t.co/9k9WohH1Ra

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Work hard, play hard

A species of river cetacean,/ When going through bouts of frustration/ No dolphin can take,/ Will play ‘toss the snake’/ For sexual gratification./// https://t.co/VsHTK84d85

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Chapatigate

There was a old fellow named Keir/ Who said: “What must happen is clear,/ If cops have suspicions/ Of top politicians.”/ The Durham police: “Hold my beer”./// https://t.co/kAuN7fIoTM

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Taking counsel

The loss to the Tories of Wandsworth/ Shows what the prime minister’s bond’s / worth;/ As Britain elects,/ His party reflects/ What keeping the maverick blond’s worth./// https://t.co/0GCOU6H02r

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A prick in the arm

A man who went years with no shaft/ Was given a new one by graft,/ But though it had charm,/ A dick on his arm/ Still left the poor man understaffed./// https://t.co/yDqLISrFu7

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