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Monthly Archives: October 2018
Happy medium
A psychic who comes to orgasm/ Through sex with a randy phantasm/ Enjoys being haunted,/ Declaring, undaunted,/ It’s out of this world when she asm./// A psychic who comes to orgasmThrough sex with a randy phantasmEnjoys being haunted,Declaring, undaunted,It's … Continue reading
Batshit flatsit cat shit ruling
A judge ruled in Julian’s spat/ With Ecuador over his flat/ The cost of his stay/ Is paying his way/ And cleaning up after his cat./// A judge ruled in Julian's spatWith Ecuador over his flatThe cost of his stayIs … Continue reading
Buzzing in the aisles
A shop seeking sales stimulation/ And more market share penetration/ Is now selling toys/ An adult enjoys/ With ‘Feel the Difference’ vibration./// A shop seeking sales stimulationAnd more market share penetrationIs now selling toysAn adult enjoysWith 'Feel the Difference' vibration.#sainsburys … Continue reading
Heads EU win, tails UK loses
The Tories are terribly split/ And Brexit is going to shit/ But kind Mrs May/ Will give the UK/ A shiny new 50p bit./// The Tories are terribly splitAnd Brexit is going to shitBut kind Mrs MayWill give the UKA … Continue reading
Retailer shopped
The business tycoon Philip Green/ Paid lawyers to keep his name clean/ But now he’s been thwarted,/ It can be reported/ It’s not just his wealth that’s obscene./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45981436 The business tycoon Philip GreenPaid lawyers to keep his name cleanBut … Continue reading
Cack-handed cover-up
There was an old man of the West/ Who said “I am most unimpressed -/ These fellows from Saudi,/ Their cover-up’s lousy!/ My cover-ups? Those are the best!”/// There was an old man of the WestWho said "I am most … Continue reading
Pooing plastic
Researchers examining theses/ About the effect on our species/ Of small bits of plastic/ Say things are so drastic,/ They’re even polluting our faeces./// Researchers examining thesesAbout the effect on our speciesOf small bits of plasticSay things are so drastic,They're … Continue reading
Accursed judge
The witches of Brooklyn are here,/ And Kavanaugh’s quaking with fear/ They’ll give him a hex/ That shrivels his sex/ Or worse, makes him stop liking beer./// The witches of Brooklyn are here,And Kavanaugh's quaking with fearThey'll give him a … Continue reading
Mohammed’s BS
The Saudi Crown Prince MBS/ Has ordered some aides to confess/ And shoulder the blame/ To clear his own name,/ But everyone knows it’s BS./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/oct/19/jamal-khashoggi-saudi-prince-under-pressure-to-blame-general-for-presumed-death
Shitshow loses fan
When Johnny, a Tory MP/ Declares party leaders to be/ A shit show of note/ For whom not to vote,/ It’s difficult not to agree./// When Johnny, a Tory MPDeclares party leaders to beA shit show of noteFor whom not … Continue reading
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