Monthly Archives: October 2018

Money talks

Trump’s line on Khashoggi is: “Shucks,/ Our Saudi pals spend some big bucks,/ So though it looks murky,/ What happened in Turkey,/ The truth is I give zero fucks”./// Trump's line on #Khashoggi is: "Shucks,Our Saudi pals spend some big … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Mucky as Commons

Oh pity the people who clean/ The building where MPs have been,/ Removing stuff from it/ Like condoms and vomit/ And other things still more obscene./// Oh pity the people who cleanThe building where MPs have been,Removing stuff from itLike … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Fatal passion

Maurizio ‘Zanza’ Zanfanti/ Aged 62, died in flagrante./ Asked whether he passed/ From shagging too fast/ His lover said, ‘No, twas andante!’/// Been away for a week, so just updating the blog with some from the last few days. This … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Fish mousse

A truck full of fish hit a moose/ And barrels of herring broke loose./ To clear it away,/ The role mops would play/ Was sluicing the smorgasbord juice./// A truck full of fish hit a mooseAnd barrels of herring broke … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

Chantilly filly

A horse galloped into a bar/ Where drinkers enjoying a jar/ Said: “Why the long face?/ You’ve run your last race,/ You’re now a big internet star!”/// A horse galloped into a barWhere drinkers enjoying a jarSaid: "Why the long … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Hunt off target

The minister Jeremy Hunt/ Caused many in Europe affront/ With dodgy comparisons/ To Red Army garrisons,/ A foolish, ridiculous stunt./// The minister Jeremy HuntCaused many in Europe affrontWith dodgy comparisonsTo Red Army garrisons,A foolish, ridiculous stunt.https://t.co/ZB5U6S81RU#JeremyHunt #EU #BrexitShambles #Tories #ToryConf18 … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Divorce Party

The pledge of a great celebration/ To rally the post-Brexit nation/ By May’s lot in Birmingham/ Helps in confirmingham/ As people in deep desperation.//// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45697248 The pledge of a great celebrationTo rally the post-Brexit nationBy May's lot in BirminghamHelps in … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment