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Raab sees Brexit

The Brexit Sec’s lately been struck/ That Britain needs shipments by truck/ That pass through Calais;/ The rest of us say:/ “I mean, what the actual fuck?”/// The Brexit Sec's lately been struckThat Britain needs shipments by truckThat pass through … Continue reading

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Banks job

When Banks funded Leave’s referendum/ He said here’s three million, now spendum,/ Believing that rules/ Are just there for fools,/ While Bad Boys are able to bendum./// When Banks funded Leave's referendumHe said here's three million, now spendum,Believing that rulesAre … Continue reading

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Heads EU win, tails UK loses

The Tories are terribly split/ And Brexit is going to shit/ But kind Mrs May/ Will give the UK/ A shiny new 50p bit./// The Tories are terribly splitAnd Brexit is going to shitBut kind Mrs MayWill give the UKA … Continue reading

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Hunt off target

The minister Jeremy Hunt/ Caused many in Europe affront/ With dodgy comparisons/ To Red Army garrisons,/ A foolish, ridiculous stunt./// The minister Jeremy HuntCaused many in Europe affrontWith dodgy comparisonsTo Red Army garrisons,A foolish, ridiculous stunt.https://t.co/ZB5U6S81RU#JeremyHunt #EU #BrexitShambles #Tories #ToryConf18 … Continue reading

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Divorce Party

The pledge of a great celebration/ To rally the post-Brexit nation/ By May’s lot in Birmingham/ Helps in confirmingham/ As people in deep desperation.//// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45697248 The pledge of a great celebrationTo rally the post-Brexit nationBy May's lot in BirminghamHelps in … Continue reading

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Nanny knows best

A chap who likes seeming precocious/ Thinks Brexit, which sounds quite atrocious,/ Can be, due to magic,/ Supercalifragic-/ Alisticexpialidocious./// A chap who likes seeming precociousThinks Brexit, which sounds quite atrocious,Can be, due to magic,Supercalifragic-Alisticexpialidocious.#Brexit https://t.co/u7uujTvP7C — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September … Continue reading

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EU disrespecting me?

A government failing at Brexit/ Complains the EU disrepexit,/ Creating affront,/ Says Jeremy Hunt,/ By posting cake pix just to vexit./// A government failing at BrexitComplains the EU disrepexit,Creating affront,Says Jeremy Hunt,By posting cake pix just to vexit.#Brexit#TheresaMay#cake#ChequersPlan#Salzburg — Mick … Continue reading

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Dis-Mayed

Theresa said countries like France/ Have not given Britain a chance:/ By dumping on Chequers/ Those Eurocrat wreckers/ Have led her a merry old dance!/// Theresa said countries like FranceHave not given Britain a chance:By dumping on Chequers Those Eurocrat … Continue reading

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The Brexit Bop

The UK might just have a chance/ Of backing from countries like France/ To have and eat cake/ If they undertake/ To not let Theresa May dance./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/the-maybot-strikes-twice-theresa-may-busts-out-her-awkward-dance-moves-again-on-kenya-trip-a3924196.html The UK might just have a chanceOf backing from countries like FranceTo … Continue reading

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Portaloo Sunset

The government’s got a great ruse/ For post-Brexit motorway queues;/ In case of no deal,/ When shit becomes real,/ They’ll put up some portable loos./// The government's got a great ruseFor post-Brexit motorway queues;In case of no deal,When shit becomes … Continue reading

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