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May not last

MPs gave their backing today/ To seeking a Brexit delay:/ As this month’s too soon,/ They’ll try end of June,/ (Before which will come end of May)./// MPs gave their backing todayTo seeking a Brexit delay:As this month's too soon,They'll … Continue reading

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The brex files

Things are moving pretty fast these days… by the time I came to post this afternoon’s tweet it had been overtaken by tonight’s. Both follow: The PM went over to France/ And got some new words to enhance/ The deal … Continue reading

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Ferry poor show

The minister Christopher Grayling/ Found government isn’t plain sailing;/ He racked up a bill/ Of 33 mil/ Through yet more incompetent failing./// The minister Christopher GraylingFound government isn't plain sailing;He racked up a billOf 33 milThrough yet more incompetent failing.#Brexit#ChrisGrayling#ferrygate … Continue reading

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May delay

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Perceiving the ebbing away/ Of both her majority/ And her authority,/ Granted a vote on delay./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Perceiving the ebbing awayOf both her majorityAnd her authority,Granted a vote on delay.#Brexit #PeoplesVote #TheresaMay #BrexitShambles #Article50 … Continue reading

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May poll dance

May’s plans have few fans to defend ’em/ And if Labour cannot amend ’em/ Now Corbyn decrees/ That Labour MPs/ Should vote for a new referendum./// May's plans have few fans to defend 'emAnd if Labour cannot amend 'emNow Corbyn … Continue reading

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Rebel treble

Three pro-Remain Tory MPs’re/ Withdrawing support from Theresa,/ Who only has ears/ For arch-Brexiteers;/ Majority-wise, this’ll squeeze ‘er./// Three pro-Remain Tory MPs'reWithdrawing support from Theresa,Who only has earsFor arch-Brexiteers;Majority-wise, this'll squeeze 'er.#Soubry #Brexit #May #IndependentGroup #TheIndependentGrouphttps://t.co/I9q2mQ5VK6 — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading

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Honda absence makes the fart grow*

There is an old firm from Japan/ Whose Swindon plant faces the can;/ The exit of Honda/ Leaves Britain to ponder/ The shit that is hitting the fan./// *The headline comes from the old saying ‘absence makes the heart grow … Continue reading

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Olly poor show

A Brexit supremo named Olly/ Committed a terrible folly,/ Explaining that May/ Must go for delay,/ While drinking in public, the wally./// A Brexit supremo named OllyCommitted a terrible folly,Explaining that MayMust go for delay,While drinking in public, the wally.#Brexit … Continue reading

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To hell in a hand-Brexit

Said Tusk, those who sought to propel/ The UK to Brexit, pell-mell/ Without a clear plan/ Must carry the can,/ They’re in a handbasket to hell./// Said Tusk, those who sought to propelThe UK to Brexit, pell-mellWithout a clear planMust … Continue reading

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Brex-shit

The prospect with which we are faced/ Should Britain do Brexit in haste/ And leave in a hurry/ Is rivers of slurry/ And mountains of putrefied waste./// The prospect with which we are facedShould Britain do Brexit in hasteAnd leave … Continue reading

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