Monthly Archives: February 2022

Ukrainians menaced by Putin,/ Escaping from missiles and shooting,/ Form queues at the borders/ As Britain gives orders/ To let those prepared to pick fruit in./// https://t.co/bJaqU2Nmun

As ministers try to ignore/ Donations from Russians galore,/ Defence Sec Ben Wallace/ Attempts to seek solace/ By citing the Crimean War./// https://t.co/PexJgI30dqhttps://t.co/vE6sNOKADW

A delicate problem arose/ For one skier right at the close:/ Apparently Remi/ Limped home with a semi,/ His willy so chilly it froze./// https://t.co/dwRU2h9koY

Prince Andrew has had to succumb,/ Agreeing to pay a large sum/ To settle a case/ Which seals his disgrace,/ And puts him in debt to his mum./// https://t.co/Y9aYy2pOrY

The Met police drug control lead/ Applied a no tolerance creed,/ Until this top copper/ Alas came a cropper/ When busted for acid and weed./// https://t.co/z0ODWDwHDV

Authorities acted to seize/Suspected fraud-linked NFTs,/But what they impounded/Has many confounded -/Will someone enlighten us please./// https://t.co/S9p3FUhfwD

A man got a cheque for two trillion,/ Three hundred and twenty-four billion,/ And – though it sounds strange -/ Ignoring the change,/ Two hundred and fifty-four million./// https://t.co/7lwAPW6yV4

This new compilation of verse,Lampoons, using language most terse,Those Downing Street heartiesWho kept throwing partiesAs rates of infection got worse. (Including gems from @BigStevePoet @RipBulkeley and many more, alongside yours truly) https://www.culturematters.org.uk/index.php/arts/poetry/item/3900-a-fish-rots-from-the-head

Commissioner Cressida Dick,/ Who’s lately been getting some stick,/ Insisted ‘hell, no,/ I’m not gonna go!’/ Then suddenly went double quick./// https://t.co/sAiZ54UjRM

A gallery guard has been sacked/ For having, from boredom, attacked/ A work of art when/He took out a pen/ And added the eyes that it lacked./// https://t.co/xfIPh26AxE