Monthly Archives: September 2013

Farewell Welfare?

Posted on September 30, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a man with a smirk/ Who reckoned the unemployed shirk/ And so required claimants/ Of benefit payments/ To do some community work. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/work-dole-jobseekers-allowance-george-osborne-conservative https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/384678152607236096

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It’s Good to Talk

Posted on September 29, 2013 by twitmericks

Two fellows, Barack and Hassan/ Who lead the US and Iran/ Had talks on the phone/ Whose positive tone/ May stop the shit hitting the fan. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-24304088 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/383903067726700544

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Panel Game

Posted on September 27, 2013 by twitmericks

A top UN climate change panelSays warming created by man’llKeep screwing the weatherTill we get togetherCut carbon & cut out the flannel. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24292615 A top UN climate change panel Says warming created by man'll Keep screwing the weather Till we get together Cut carbon … Continue reading →

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Sail Fail

Posted on September 26, 2013 by twitmericks

Some sailors who came from NZ Got beaten altho they once led. The PM said bugger Let’s just stick to rugger, Or race someone easy instead. ///http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/26/us-sailing-americascup-zealand-idUSBRE98P03M20130926 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/383310930987081728

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How Does He Smell?

Posted on September 26, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a young fellow who said “It isn’t because I’m ill-bred – I stick up my nose Because the thing grows Right out of the top of my head!”   ///http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/25/chinese-man-has-new-nose-grown-on-his-forehead-4110178/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/383219648277118976

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Binding Decision

Posted on September 26, 2013 by twitmericks

A village hall had to decide On BDSM talks inside. In rather a bind Trustees changed their mind – Their hands, I suspect, being tied. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/383184273668186112

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Reds Under the Ed

Posted on September 25, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Ed/ Who went down to Brighton and said/ That Bills must be capped/ And bedroom tax scrapped./ Apparently this makes him red. ///http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/24/labour-party-conference-red-ed-miliband-stakes-his-claim-as-pledges-on-energy-and-land-mark-shift-to-left-4104211/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/382779480500350976

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Biteback Fightback

Posted on September 24, 2013 by twitmericks

A publisher named @IainDale Has @DPMcBride‘s book on sale.He totally knackeredSome old geezer’s placardBy suddenly turning rogue male. (Apologies to non-Twitter readers for the @signs). http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/willheaven/100237540/photo-iain-dale-fights-a-nuclear-protester-at-labour-conference/ A publisher named @IainDale Has @DPMcBride's book on sale. He totally knackered Some old geezer's placard By suddenly … Continue reading →

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Close, but no Overall Majority

Posted on September 23, 2013 by twitmericks

Victorious Angela Merkel/ To make her new government work’ll/ Require a deal/ With broader appeal/ Beyond her political circle. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24197994 Victorious Angela Merkel To make her new government work'll Require a deal With broader appeal Beyond her political circle. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September … Continue reading →

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Godfrey’s Bloomers

Posted on September 20, 2013 by twitmericks

An old UKIP duffer called Bloom/ Made Farage and company fume,/ The maverick klutz/ Describing as sluts/ The women all round in the room. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/sep/20/nigel-farage-godfrey-bloom-sluts-ukip https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/381098356669313024

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