Monthly Archives: July 2020

Proposals from President TrumpIt may be required to bumpNovember’s electionCould have a connectionWith POTUS’s piss-poor poll slump.

A Rees-Mogg named Annunziata/ Gave those in impoverished strata/ Her food-buying tips:/ They can’t afford chips?/ Then let them eat home-made frittata!///

A racist spoke out to complainHe’s had to leave Britain for Spain,For Europe gives Tommy,The immigrant pommy,The rights he affects to disdain. https://t.co/XoaBt8FwWN

A quack with ideas ever loonierSays what makes folks iller and punierIs sex with a demonThat harvests men’s semen(Her fans include Donald Trump Junior). https://t.co/9RnUPaU6JZ

One cannot help thinking perhaps/ The reason the government slaps/ Restrictions on Spain/ Pertains, in the main,/ To wanting to quarantine Shapps.///

A woman has made a new lineIn flexible face mask design;The key thing she didWas put in a lidFrom wet wipes, to let in the wine. https://t.co/Nc1BoKtjZ6

Two sex clubs where staff took a stand/ Can open, though brothels are banned;/ The court merely asks/ That clients wear masks/ And service is strictly by hand.///

A sex shop quite near Caesar’s PalaceWas hit by a robber most gallus,For what could be bolderThan over your shoulderTo pilfer a three-foot long phallus. https://t.co/iKqojpaYL7

The governing cabinet cliqueIs meeting in person this week,But though they have askedUs all to go masked,They plan to display bare-faced cheek. https://t.co/20zXHUMVpD