Monthly Archives: October 2021

A network whose name’s now a curse,/ Rebrands for the new metaverse,/ But can Facebook get a/ Bit betta as Meta?/ It couldn’t get much meta-worse./// https://t.co/vqyY453Pn3

Escape artist Blanket the boar/ Was so hot to trot for amour,/ He jumped over benches/ To mount porcine wenches,/ And sired little piglets galore./// https://t.co/N23gZjXHHh

The government’s loyal MPs/ Are ever so eager to please,/ And trooped through the lobbies,/ Ensuring raw jobbies/ Go into our rivers and seas./// https://t.co/NwPhYhqJ6S

Our leader has issued a plea/ In hope of averting Plan B:/ Take care, and if asked/ Be sure to go masked,/ (By which I mean you lot, not me)./// https://t.co/KfQkeSjAvK

The crisis in Britain’s supplies/ Is worsening, bakers advise -/ A shortage of foil/ Now threatens to spoil/ The nation’s enjoyment of pies./// https://t.co/hhyUC3Tk3w

A wealthy Colombian bloke/ Bought hippos with money from coke;/ They ran off and bred/ But sadly their spread/ Has now been cut off at a stroke./// https://t.co/nUYEDgkwbS

Some very old Austrian poo/ Confounds what we thought that we knew/ By making it clear/ That miners drank beer/ And vis-a-vis cheese, liked it blue./// https://t.co/TWbA0krWqB

A fictional space pioneer/ Who travelled the final frontier/ In some TV show/ Was boldly to go/ Where no man has gone – or quite near./// https://t.co/obf3PJwq8Q

The Prince of Wales swears by the wheeze/ Of running his motor on cheese,/ And though you may say/ It’s harder that whey/ Old Chazza insists it’s a bries./// https://t.co/NJypjch5kN

The cabinet’s getting quite arsey/ As Rishi fights pressure from Kwasi/ Who fears that the crisis/ In energy prices/ Will send a few firms down the khazi./// https://t.co/do2JlYwIif