Monthly Archives: October 2021

Johnson Unmasked

Our leader has issued a plea/ In hope of averting Plan B:/ Take care, and if asked/ Be sure to go masked,/ (By which I mean you lot, not me)./// https://t.co/KfQkeSjAvK

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Who ate all the foil?

The crisis in Britain’s supplies/ Is worsening, bakers advise -/ A shortage of foil/ Now threatens to spoil/ The nation’s enjoyment of pies./// https://t.co/hhyUC3Tk3w

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Fast Breeders

A wealthy Colombian bloke/ Bought hippos with money from coke;/ They ran off and bred/ But sadly their spread/ Has now been cut off at a stroke./// https://t.co/nUYEDgkwbS

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Cheesy old crap

Some very old Austrian poo/ Confounds what we thought that we knew/ By making it clear/ That miners drank beer/ And vis-a-vis cheese, liked it blue./// https://t.co/TWbA0krWqB

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Where’s Captain Kirk?

A fictional space pioneer/ Who travelled the final frontier/ In some TV show/ Was boldly to go/ Where no man has gone – or quite near./// https://t.co/obf3PJwq8Q

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Drive Caerphilly

The Prince of Wales swears by the wheeze/ Of running his motor on cheese,/ And though you may say/ It’s harder that whey/ Old Chazza insists it’s a bries./// https://t.co/NJypjch5kN

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Kwasi Autonomous?

The cabinet’s getting quite arsey/ As Rishi fights pressure from Kwasi/ Who fears that the crisis/ In energy prices/ Will send a few firms down the khazi./// https://t.co/do2JlYwIif

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Another fine mess…

The boss of a land in declineWithout any plan or design,Watched petrol queues buildAnd shelves go unfilled,And said to his friends: “This is fine”. “ https://t.co/DpcxlhLQIQ

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Drawing a blank

An artist who’s having some fun/ Left Aalborg’s museum feeling done;/ He trousered with thanks/ Their cash, leaving blanks/ He called “Take the money and run”./// https://t.co/Cds8JxZ9mH

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Don’t talk in class

The All Saints Academy school/Has – Oh my days! You know, this rule/That slang is bare wrong;/While kids say that’s long,/The head’s like, far out man, yeah, cool!/// https://t.co/I7JW9zaeai

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