Monthly Archives: September 2021

Researchers took samples to see/What happens to festival pee;/Their study reveals/That Somerset eels/Are totally swimming in E./// https://t.co/IPHUFZ46NV

They’re issuing visas for truckers,/ And poultry processors and pluckers,/ The fact they are needed/ Now being conceded/ By useless incompetent frontbenchers./// https://t.co/XXTN0uAaTB

The UK has problems that vex it,/ Whose causes appear to perplex it:/ No carbon dioxide,/ Food stuck on the dockside,/ No petrol – it might just be Brexit./// https://t.co/ee5Jz7kqOF

The fish Microbrachius dicki,/ Had sex, though at first it was tricky;/ In long ago lakes,/ For all our sakes,/ They boldly invented the quickie,/// https://t.co/BajR9UO5OF

In launching a body named AUKUS,/ A western security caucus,/ Joe thanked, in a blunder,/ “The fella down under”,/ Engendering laughter most raucous./// https://t.co/orJBepz6Z8

The PM promoted Liz Truss,/ Chucked Williamson under the bus,/ Gave Culture to Dorries,/ Gove Housing (plus Lorries!),/ And chucked Raab a bone for his fuss./// https://t.co/rWvlgnlUm3

A German research team avows/ That cattle who shit as they browse/ Are harming the planet,/ But rather than ban it,/ We just need to potty-train cows./// https://t.co/JEroV0p2bh

Top GB News man Andrew Neil/ Has quit three months into his deal,/ Right-wing badinage/ With chaps like Farage/ It seems having lost its appeal./// https://t.co/KGNy9DSGRK

Young Emma, at only eighteen,/ Burst on to the world tennis scene/ And won a Grand Slam,/ The odd school exam/ Another thing aced in between./// https://t.co/2sxZqkNcHw

A project that’s quite hard to beat/ Found held upside down by its feet/ And hung from the sky no/ Harm comes to a rhino -/ Researchers, your work is complete!/// https://t.co/wNyz3xjthg