Monthly Archives: December 2017

Farewell 2017

2017 Mugabe got kicked in the rump May hit an electoral bump Abusers were outed And ISIL was routed, But then again, President Trump. Happy New Year Everyone! Advertisements

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Mick Twister’s Bigly Brextastic 2017

I could easily fill this review with Trump and Brexit, but there’s too much other good stuff around, so let me briefly summarise those twin horrors. TRUMP  It was a year when one  man bestrode the world of news like … Continue reading

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A-don’ Believe it!

Ex-minister Andrew Adonis,/ To judge by his horrified tone is/ Just grasping that May/ Is in disarray,/ While most are appalled at his slowness./// Ex-minister Andrew #Adonis ,To judge by his horrified tone isJust grasping that MayIs in disarray,While most … Continue reading

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For Frock’s Sake!

A racing car driver named Lewis/ Who said ‘what a fool my nephewis/ For wearing a dress/ To act the princess’/ Was told how outdated this viewis./// A racing car driver named LewisWho said what a fool my nephewisFor wearing … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas

And here’s a seasonal limerick for you all. This is from the December issue of Tidings, the magazine of St James's church Piccadilly. Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/60tRcp3PUw — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 25, 2017

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Those Brexit Blues

When Britain has left the EU/ Our passports once more will be blue;/ As blue as the holder,/ Abandoned to moulder/ For hours in a non-EU queue./// When Britain has left the EUOur passports will once more be blue;As blue … Continue reading

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Blue Green

The minister Damien Green/ Is now just another has-been/ Although he poured scorn/ On claims he watched porn/ His downloads were seen as obscene./// *** Dave Davis, who loudly averred/ He’d quit if the sacking occurred/ Of Damian Green/ Did … Continue reading

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Errors of Judgement

Matt Petersen chose to withdraw/ When pretty much everyone saw/ Trump’s choice as a judge/ Unable to fudge/ The fact he knows zilch about law./// Matt Petersen chose to withdrawWhen pretty much everyone sawTrump's choice as a judgeUnable to fudgeThe … Continue reading

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Thrill Sikas

A young and frustrated snow monkey/ When feeling a little bit spunky/ Will mount, if one’s near,/ A cute sika deer/ And see if they want to get funky./// A young and frustrated snow monkeyWhen feeling a little bit spunkyWill … Continue reading

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The Mouse that Roared

Old Murdoch is selling off stocks/ And so opportunity knocks./ A chunk of his business/ Will now be Walt Disney’s/ The mouse having swallowed the fox./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42353545 Old Murdoch is selling off stocksAnd so opportunity knocks.A chunk of his businessWill … Continue reading

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