Monthly Archives: July 2022

When children play robots at chess,/ The message is simple: Don’t mess;/ Some kids gotta learn/ To wait for their turn/ Or wind up with one finger less./// https://t.co/BkoKCrzuXu

The UK got into a hole/ By voting to leave in a poll/ And now attacks France/ For seizing the chance/ And taking back border control./// https://t.co/xrNSE5NwHm

Some Tories are now to discuss/ The choice between Sunak and Truss,/ For picking our leader/ Is something, dear reader,/ That can’t be entrusted to us./

Conservative hopefuls competing/ Ignore how the planet is heating/ As Great Britain sweats/ And Johnson flies jets/ And skips an emergency meeting./// https://t.co/S5qvaVtzl8

He partied while sick patients died,/ Protected a groper and lied,/ Reneged on his deals,/ Then dug in his heels/ Till no one was left on his side.///

“I’ll get along fine”, declared Boris,/ “I’ll ride this thing out now, no worries,/ Though Sajid has quit,/ And Rishi, the shit,/ Et tu – I’ll give both jobs to Dorries”./// https://t.co/Pu7prFBJsZ

Though many may take it amiss,/ Declaring, “I’m not drinking this!”,/ In Singapore brewers/ Say waste from the sewers/ Is great when you’re out on the piss./// https://t.co/N51FsKLmSu

Chris Pincher, a top Tory whipBlamed booze after losing his grip:“It’s rather a farce,I do feel an arse –And that’s why I’ve had to jump ship”. https://t.co/j3BKZdhbe2