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Pandemic Pandemonium – The Twitmericks Review of 2020
Farewell to a beast among years When hopes were confronted by fears: Hi Brexit, bye Trump, Pandemic-fuelled slump, Predictably ending in tiers. Yes, with hindsight – or 2020 vision – we should have cancelled this year back in January. But … Continue reading
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No Shit, Shergar!
Police horses called to a prettyWee garden in London’s fair cityTo trample in seeds,And similar deeds,Did not give a shit, more’s the pity. https://t.co/wAJvF8ICRd Police horses called to a prettyWee garden in London's fair cityTo trample in seeds,And similar deeds,Did … Continue reading
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Sup Pompeii
A fast-food joint found in PompeiiWas popular back in the deiiFor chicken and favaBeans till molten lavaDropped in for one last takeaweii. https://t.co/G8uITUP22p
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MICK’S TWISTED 2020 CAROLS
All this week on Twitter I’ve been putting a topical twist on some seasonal songs. So here they all are in one place. Merry Christmas your arse! ***** THE HOLLY AND THE IVY The Holly and the Ivy/ Are in … Continue reading
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Poison Pants
“This plot, I’m determined to sus it”,Navalny declared. “I’ll discuss itWith one of the spies” –Who, to his surprise,Revealed they had poisoned his gusset. https://t.co/BYcVB1FVFp
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Simple Twist of Freight
Mutation gave Johnson a chanceTo justify changing his stanceTowards Christmas DayBut, to his dismay,Did not go unnoticed in France. https://t.co/59RAugvZlb
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Late Cancellation
A bumbling incompetent toffWhose answer this week was to scoffAt critics of easing,Abandoned crowd-pleasing,And finally called Christmas off.
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Doris to Boris?
A lizard in Melbourne, Australia,/With feminine paraphernalia,/Changed sex, which is rare,/By growing a pair/Of masculine-type genitalia./// https://t.co/xk4wGEGEf4
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Feeding Frenzy
A minister causing affront/Accused the UN of a stunt/By feeding our sprogs,/For Jacob Rees-Mogg’s/A callous, self-satisfied Conservative./// https://t.co/eAXt3pF7ks
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