Monthly Archives: October 2020

Sean Connery, so farewell then,/ The first among Bond-playing men;/ Despite the advice/ ‘You only live twice’,/ You’ll never say never again./// *Yes, I know No Time to Die was not one of his, but the other two were. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54761824

A man whom police went to seek/ Was found to be armed with a leek;/ Though lacking a blade,/ This weapon betrayed/ Intent to make bubble and squeak./ Leeks mistaken for machete spark Aberdeen police probeOfficers called out to investigate … Continue reading →

Discoveries made on the moon/ Are making the NASA folks swoon,/ For if there is water,/ They reckon it oughta/ Be ripe for development soon.///

To give poor folks cash will end badly -/ They’ll spend it on crack, said Ben Bradley,/ But since he’s deleted/ These thoughts that he tweeted/ Their context eludes us still, sadly.///

A chap from the party in power Thinks senior clergy a shower So utterly rabble-ish, We should disestablish And lock them all up in the Tower.///

A senator nabbed in Brazil,Suspected of raiding the till,Had quite a large sumWedged tight in his bum,While standing suspiciously still. https://t.co/teeqXYqwUI