Monthly Archives: August 2022

The wasp’s a fastidious vector,/ So not a good pollen collector,/ But orchids persist/ By getting them pissed/ On highly intoxicant nectar./// https://t.co/iPVjhdEogw

Japan’s asking people to think/ Of ads that will bring back the link/ Twixt young folks and booze;/ The slogan I choose/ Is: “Kids! We will drive you to drink!” https://t.co/YhZpRLJ5TK

Karl Andersson (PhD, Manc),/ Whose thesis was ever so frank,/ Earned media scorn/ By watching some porn/ To note its effect on his wank./// https://t.co/LlGMbffa29

In Italy, signs give directionFor those with a strong predilectionFor sucking of faceTo find the right placeFor public displays of affection. https://t.co/AJXydpjZu0

Some students have raised an objection/ To Anthony Gormley’s erection/ Of what some have seen as/ A man with a penis/ In three-metre sideways projection./// https://t.co/ZSDhAz1lWV