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Monthly Archives: February 2019
Nasal nipper
A man with a tooth up his nose/ Declared: “This unpleasantness shows/ That teeth belong not/ Up there with the snot/ But down in the mouth, in neat rows”. A man with a tooth up his noseDeclared: "This unpleasantness showsThat … Continue reading
Cock rock
Graffiti inscribed on a block/ Of Hadrian’s Wall-era rock/ Shows right from the start/ The thrust of such art/ Was representations of cock./// Graffiti inscribed on a blockOf Hadrian's Wall-era rockShows right from the startThe thrust of such artWas representations … Continue reading
May delay
Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Perceiving the ebbing away/ Of both her majority/ And her authority,/ Granted a vote on delay./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Perceiving the ebbing awayOf both her majorityAnd her authority,Granted a vote on delay.#Brexit #PeoplesVote #TheresaMay #BrexitShambles #Article50 … Continue reading
May poll dance
May’s plans have few fans to defend ’em/ And if Labour cannot amend ’em/ Now Corbyn decrees/ That Labour MPs/ Should vote for a new referendum./// May's plans have few fans to defend 'emAnd if Labour cannot amend 'emNow Corbyn … Continue reading
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Flight of fancy
A pilot in southern Australia,/ While testing plane paraphernalia,/ Was moved to record/ The message ‘I’m bored’/ And trace out some male genitalia./// A pilot in southern Australia,While testing plane paraphernalia,Was moved to recordThe message 'I'm bored'And trace out some … Continue reading
Bee causes buzz
A large Indonesian bee/ Biologists found in a tree/ Is causing a buzz,/ Because what it does/ Is show it continues to be./// A large Indonesian beeBiologists found in a treeIs causing a buzz,Because what it doesIs shows it continues … Continue reading
Rebel treble
Three pro-Remain Tory MPs’re/ Withdrawing support from Theresa,/ Who only has ears/ For arch-Brexiteers;/ Majority-wise, this’ll squeeze ‘er./// Three pro-Remain Tory MPs'reWithdrawing support from Theresa,Who only has earsFor arch-Brexiteers;Majority-wise, this'll squeeze 'er.#Soubry #Brexit #May #IndependentGroup #TheIndependentGrouphttps://t.co/I9q2mQ5VK6 — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading
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Honda absence makes the fart grow*
There is an old firm from Japan/ Whose Swindon plant faces the can;/ The exit of Honda/ Leaves Britain to ponder/ The shit that is hitting the fan./// *The headline comes from the old saying ‘absence makes the heart grow … Continue reading
Partying of ways
A small group of Labour MPs/ Whom Corbyn is causing unease/ Decided to quit,/ Creating a split,/ While Tories said ‘More of this, please!’/// A small group of Labour MPsWhom Corbyn is causing uneaseDecided to quit,Creating a split,While Tories said … Continue reading
Sorted for Es and wizards
A famous boy wizard named Potter/ Turns out to be rather a rotter,/ Who secretly smuggles/ Narcotics to muggles,/ His books serving well as a blotter./// A famous boy wizard named PotterTurns out to be rather a rotter,Who secretly smugglesNarcotics … Continue reading