Monthly Archives: February 2019

Rebel treble

Three pro-Remain Tory MPs’re/ Withdrawing support from Theresa,/ Who only has ears/ For arch-Brexiteers;/ Majority-wise, this’ll squeeze ‘er./// Three pro-Remain Tory MPs'reWithdrawing support from Theresa,Who only has earsFor arch-Brexiteers;Majority-wise, this'll squeeze 'er.#Soubry #Brexit #May #IndependentGroup #TheIndependentGrouphttps://t.co/I9q2mQ5VK6 — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading

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Honda absence makes the fart grow*

There is an old firm from Japan/ Whose Swindon plant faces the can;/ The exit of Honda/ Leaves Britain to ponder/ The shit that is hitting the fan./// *The headline comes from the old saying ‘absence makes the heart grow … Continue reading

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Partying of ways

A small group of Labour MPs/ Whom Corbyn is causing unease/ Decided to quit,/ Creating a split,/ While Tories said ‘More of this, please!’/// A small group of Labour MPsWhom Corbyn is causing uneaseDecided to quit,Creating a split,While Tories said … Continue reading

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Sorted for Es and wizards

A famous boy wizard named Potter/ Turns out to be rather a rotter,/ Who secretly smuggles/ Narcotics to muggles,/ His books serving well as a blotter./// A famous boy wizard named PotterTurns out to be rather a rotter,Who secretly smugglesNarcotics … Continue reading

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Rover and out

A vehicle toured the red planet/ For years with no human to man it/ But now it’s all over/ For NASA’s Mars rover,/ Whose handlers at last had to can it./// A vehicle toured the red planetFor years with no … Continue reading

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Olly poor show

A Brexit supremo named Olly/ Committed a terrible folly,/ Explaining that May/ Must go for delay,/ While drinking in public, the wally./// A Brexit supremo named OllyCommitted a terrible folly,Explaining that MayMust go for delay,While drinking in public, the wally.#Brexit … Continue reading

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Banks of England

Farewell to the great Gordon Banks,/ High up in world goalkeeping ranks,/ Who stood twixt the sticks/ To win ’66/ And earn England football fans’ thanks.///    

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Infectious personality

A Fox TV host who affirms/ The lack of existence of germs/ May now find the friends/ To whom he extends/ No longer on handshaking terms./// A Fox TV host who affirmsThe lack of existence of germsMay now find the … Continue reading

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Grayling all at sea

The fellow they call failing Grayling/ Should bow to the wind that’s prevailing/ By walking the plank,/ Since stormy seas sank/ His vision of vessel-free sailing./// The fellow they call failing GraylingShould bow to the wind that's prevailingBy walking the … Continue reading

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Indecent exposure

Enquiries by Gavin de Becker/ Embarrassed the orange-faced wrecker/ When threats to expose/ Jeff Bezos’s hose/ Instead exposed Donald Trump’s Pecker./// Inquiries by Gavin de BeckerEmbarrassed the orange-faced wreckerWhen threats to exposeJeff Bezos's hoseInstead exposed Donald Trump's Pecker.https://t.co/DCop7kbSIp#BezosBlackmail #JeffBezos #Peckergate … Continue reading

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