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Sorted for Es and wizards

A famous boy wizard named Potter/ Turns out to be rather a rotter,/ Who secretly smuggles/ Narcotics to muggles,/ His books serving well as a blotter./// A famous boy wizard named PotterTurns out to be rather a rotter,Who secretly smugglesNarcotics … Continue reading

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Jail Fail

A privately-run UK jail/ Was deemed a complete epic fail,/ The prison in Birmingham/ It seems is confirming ’em/ Unsuitable assets for sale./// Slightly tweaked the third and fourth lines from the Twitter version to aid clarity. But perhaps the … Continue reading

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Screws Screwed

The screws in a house of correction/ Submitted to sexual subjection/ With warders all gagged/ Handcuffed & debagged/ A breakout evaded detection./// http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/dozens-escape-brazilian-prison-after-two-women-seduce-drug-g#.hrQe77gpg The screws in a house of correction Submitted to sexual subjection With warders all gagged Handcuffed & debagged A breakout evaded … Continue reading

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Greased Lightning

A Spurs-loving time-serving nutter/ Found AFC’s win made him splutter/ On hearing the news/ He went for the screws/ Entirely covered in butter. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/charles-bronson-coats-himself-butter-3611167 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/471288672495874048

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BroKen

An old Tory grandee named Ken/Broke ranks with his party again/Clarkey has spoken/To say prison’s broken/Will Dave now stick him in the pen? http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/sep/05/kenneth-clarke-riots-penal-system

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