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Arsene About

Old Arsene the Arsenal boss,/ Went 49 games without loss,/ Displaying great reason/ For many a season,/ Though zipping his coat made him cross./// https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/may/13/arsene-wenger-final-bow-arsenal-huddersfield-town Old Arsene the Arsenal boss,Went 49 games without loss,Displaying great reasonFor many a season,Though zipping … Continue reading

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Arsene’ll Do It

Old Arsene who’s now been unseated/ Went 49 games undefeated;/ Through downs and through ups/ With titles and cups/ That’s one feat that’s not been repeated./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43834283 Old Arsene who's now been unseatedWent 49 games undefeated;Through downs and through upsWith … Continue reading

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Jack the Lad

An Arsenal player named Jack/ Is getting a wee bit of flak/ For singing rude slurs/ On rival club Spurs/ Implying resemblance to kack./// http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/31/arsenal-wilshere-anti-spurs-victory-parade An Arsenal player named Jack Is getting a wee bit of flak For singing rude slurs On rival … Continue reading

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Greased Lightning

A Spurs-loving time-serving nutter/ Found AFC’s win made him splutter/ On hearing the news/ He went for the screws/ Entirely covered in butter. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/charles-bronson-coats-himself-butter-3611167 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/471288672495874048

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Mistaken Identity

The ref in an Arsenal game/ Thought Gibbs and the Ox looked the same/ The silly old git/ Has had to admit/ He gave the wrong player the blame. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26711403 The ref in an Arsenal game Thought Gibbs and the Ox … Continue reading

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Persie of Cash

Dutch striker Robin van Persie/ Abandoned his Arsenal jersey/ To take Glazer’s dollars/ And wear Man U colours/ Making Arsenal fans a bit cursy. ///http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/908710-robin-van-persies-manchester-united-move-sends-arsenal-fans-into-despair

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Clear your desk, Cesc

The long-running saga of Cesc/Preoccupied every sportsdesk/But now Barcelona/Is to be his new owner/That’s the end of the transfer burlesque. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/football/world-football/2011/08/16/cesc-fabregas-finally-completes-barcelona-switch-but-admits-i-wish-i-had-won-more-with-arsenal-86908-23348542/

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