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Jack the Lad

An Arsenal player named Jack/ Is getting a wee bit of flak/ For singing rude slurs/ On rival club Spurs/ Implying resemblance to kack./// http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/31/arsenal-wilshere-anti-spurs-victory-parade An Arsenal player named Jack Is getting a wee bit of flak For singing rude slurs On rival … Continue reading

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Greased Lightning

A Spurs-loving time-serving nutter/ Found AFC’s win made him splutter/ On hearing the news/ He went for the screws/ Entirely covered in butter. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/charles-bronson-coats-himself-butter-3611167 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/471288672495874048

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Harryed Out

The outgoing coach of the Spurs/ Was fired, as often occurs/ To stay any longer/ He wanted more wonga/ Despite poor results, one infers. /// http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/06/14/3172634/redknapp-levy-simply-lost-faith-in-each-other-at-tottenham

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Smoking Gun

Mr Duggan of Tottenham whose shooting/Caused violent riots & looting/Had no gun when he died/So Met police lied/& somebody needs prosecuting.

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Candid Cameron

Thousands more cops on the street/As Cameron turns up the heat/He says he’s appalled/MPs are recalled/But is that how all this can be beat? http://www.politics.co.uk/comment-analysis/2011/08/09/cameron-riot-statement-in-full

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Blackberry power?

The riots in London don’t stem/From the tensions of us against them/Forget sociology/Blame the technology/Twitter, FB, BBM. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14442203

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