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Monthly Archives: May 2020
Penthouse Flats
R Jenrick, UK politician,Gave unlawful planning permissionTo top Tory donorAnd ex-porn mag ownerR Desmond, a sticky position https://t.co/inFT73OaJ1
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Voters Short Cummings
The UK decision to knock downThe structures erected for lockdownWas done in defianceOf what’s called “the science”,As #CumGate sent Boris’s stock down. https://t.co/Orxn9udTjA
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Sorry, Wrong House
An Aussie broom-fetishist paidTwo men to attack in a raid,Then moved on the sly,So some random guyAwoke to the sight of a blade. https://t.co/oDzHOhAmu2
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Twit
An angry old fellow on TwitterGot terribly vengeful and bitterAnd threatened to closeThe platform that choseTo warn us the guy’s a bullshitter. https://t.co/MOMPuYLT9l
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Nerd Impunity
A man Johnson pays to advise Is hoping we all empathise That while we stayed in, He went for a spin To Teesdale – a sight for sore eyes. ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1264985889127772160
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A Fridge too Far
The distance to keep is three fridges, Which equals a thousand-odd midges A tall bloke called Gus, One sixth of a bus Or 0.01 London Bridges. #threefridges #SocialDistancing https://t.co/DXy1nkiin4
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Tony Hadley Deeply
A quizzer lost out, very sadly, On grounds of pronouncing so badly The Spands singer’s name, But who backed his claim? The fellow himself, Tony Hadley. #tonyhadley #Singapore #quiz https://t.co/SaDC5tNVd6
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Zoom Animals
A good way to lighten the gloom When stuck in a tedious Zoom, Or such workplace meeting, Where everyone’s bleating, Is add a real goat to the room. #goats #zoom https://t.co/Yncydd2jx9
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It Ain’t Necessarily So
An old woman citing the Bible/ Sued gay people, holding them liable/ For global malaise;/ The judge backed the gays,/ And ruled her complaint was not viable./// An old woman citing the BibleSued gay people, holding them liableFor global malaise;The … Continue reading
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