Monthly Archives: April 2013

Reigned Off

Posted on April 30, 2013 by twitmericks

Beatrix the Queen of the Dutch/ Found monarchy got a bit much/ Her eldest son Willem/ Will now have to thrill ’em/ Displaying his popular touch. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/30/queen-beatrix-abdicates-dutch-throne-to-crown-prince-willem-alexander-live-coverage Beatrix the Queen of the Dutch Found monarchy got a bit much Her eldest son … Continue reading →

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Himalayan Hitters

Posted on April 29, 2013 by twitmericks

Two climbers got into a brawl With Sherpas from rocky Nepal, Up high on Mount Everest – Hardly the cleverest Venue, as someone could fall.  ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22336540 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/328888816733667328

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Martial Farts

Posted on April 28, 2013 by twitmericks

A pro at taekwondo instruction Accused of illegal production Of ricin from beans Created the means For martial farts of mass destruction. ///http://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/27/justice/ricin-investigation/index.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/328578367605571584

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Max Charge

Posted on April 27, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an old fellow named Max Who’s charged over sexual attacks He says it’s all lies But if he were wise PR help is what Clifford lacks. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22313286 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/328043969416163328

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Too Hot for the Desert

Posted on April 26, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a young man from Dubai, A quite irresistible guy, Deported from Saudi For not being dowdy, So women can’t give him the eye. ///http://jezebel.com/meet-the-man-who-was-deported-from-saudi-arabia-for-bei-480273484 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/327697256134369280

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What’s in a Domain Name?

Posted on April 25, 2013 by twitmericks

An internet firm from Seattle Is fighting an Amazon battle Forget the big river The folks who deliver Deserve the domain name, they prattle. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2013/apr/25/amazon-domain-name-battle-brazil https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/327400254410465281

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Hack Attack

Posted on April 24, 2013 by twitmericks

There once were some Syrian hackersFanatical government backersWhose tweet on ObamaProvoked market dramaAnd booted AP in the knackers. ///http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/04/23/hacked-a-p-twitter-feed-sends-erroneous-message-about-explosions-at-white-house/ There once were some Syrian hackers Fanatical government backers Whose tweet on Obama Provoked market drama And booted AP in the knackers. — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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Inside Dope

Posted on April 23, 2013 by twitmericks

A trainer who worked for a sheikh/ Admitted he made a mistake/ Insisting of course/ To dope the odd horse/ Was just his decision to take. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/22258011 A trainer who worked for a sheikh Admitted he made a mistake Insisting of course To … Continue reading →

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Dribbler Nibbler

Posted on April 22, 2013 by twitmericks

There is a young man named Luis/. Whose serial biting must cease/ He chomped on Ivanovic/ Hard in a manner which/ Could be a breach of the peace. ///http://news.sky.com/story/1081521/luis-suarez-charged-by-the-fa-over-bite https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/326294130802171904

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Pandering to Pandas

Posted on April 22, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a he-panda whose date Showed no inclination to mate So zookeepers planned To give him a hand In order to inseminate. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/apr/21/edinburgh-female-panda-artifically-inseminated https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/326218149726920704

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