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Max Security Jail

There was an old fellow named Max/ Who fed celeb stories to hacks/ He spun & he lied/ But now he’s inside/ He’s just good for penis-size cracks./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/max-clifford-jailed-eight-years-3487739 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/462249110293450752   Advertisements

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Mini Max

Max Clifford, whose penis is short/ (Or so many sources report)/ Won’t long be at large -/ A sex assault charge/ The one thing that stood up in court. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27192600 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/460781934072045568

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Max Charge

There is an old fellow named Max Who’s charged over sexual attacks He says it’s all lies But if he were wise PR help is what Clifford lacks. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22313286 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/328043969416163328

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