Monthly Archives: January 2021

Don’t Forget Paris

One day into Biden and Harris/ Some stuff they’ve been doing so far is/ Executive orders/ On Covid and borders/ And dumping Trump’s boycott of Paris./

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Biden: His Time.

Today at the Capitol JoeWas sworn in where two weeks agoSeditionists failedAs freedom prevailed.The loser-in-chief didn’t show.

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The Last Trump

There was an old man who fomented/ Unrest when his ego was dented,/ But now Donald Trump/ Is out on his rump,/ And totally unpresidented./

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Fannying the Flames

A product, one customer claims,/ Endorsed by big Hollywood names,/ Proved too hot to handle,/ Gwyn’s vadge-scented candle/ Exploding and shooting out flames./

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Hookup, Line and Sinker

The dating apps Tinder and Bumble/ Are helping the FBI rumble/ Trump’s Capitol stormers/ As flirting informers/ Snare Proud Boys in search of a fumble./

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TikTok and up she rises

Though pleasures in lockdown are scanty,And much social media’s ranty,Worse things, it may be,Still happen at sea,So cast off your cares with a shanty. https://t.co/vjB0CZmoLo

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Where there’s muck, there’s brass

A chap in a bit of a bind/ Asked staff at a landfill to find/ The hard drive he trashed/ With bitcoins uncashed -/ They’re waiting, he says, to be mined./

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The Giant Impeach

An orange-faced man of Palm Beach/ Who caused a security breach/ To try to redeem / His tangerine dream / Instead put the peach in impeach./

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Amazeballs

It’s not that he frequently falls,/ Or pulls up when leaving the stalls,// What’s making this horse/ So slow on the course/ Is just his extremely large balls.///

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Not so Super Spread

A firm of Conservative chums/ Was rumbled by furious mums/ For spending five quid/ On food for each kid/ While trousering much larger sums./ https://t.co/LqROVvwqdK

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