Monthly Archives: January 2021

A Q-Anon crystal ball-gazer/ And Washington far-right trailblazer/ Thinks Rothschild conspires/ To start forest fires/ By using the #jewishspacelaser/ https://t.co/LM0wdlRuyh

Some senior hedge funders thwarted/ When people bought stocks they had / shorted/ And scooped up their money/ Are moaning – how funny –/ The market is being distorted!/ https://t.co/dmLEfi711P

In Plymouth you don’t need a proTo tell you what Facebook now know:The next thing to heavenIn southwestern DevonIs riding that beautiful Hoe. https://t.co/hqZruWHy0Y

I’m sorry, said Johnson, denyingHis government’s guilt, justifyingMistakes and delaysBehind the UK’sWorld-beating achievement in dying. https://t.co/oBQwcV51iK

The Tories, ignoring the pleas/ Of sellers of roqueforts and bries,/ Say things would be beddar/ If Brits just ate cheddar:/ To put it concisely, “Hard Cheese”./ https://t.co/WLg0bfs8ja

One day into Biden and Harris/ Some stuff they’ve been doing so far is/ Executive orders/ On Covid and borders/ And dumping Trump’s boycott of Paris./

Today at the Capitol JoeWas sworn in where two weeks agoSeditionists failedAs freedom prevailed.The loser-in-chief didn’t show.

There was an old man who fomented/ Unrest when his ego was dented,/ But now Donald Trump/ Is out on his rump,/ And totally unpresidented./

A product, one customer claims,/ Endorsed by big Hollywood names,/ Proved too hot to handle,/ Gwyn’s vadge-scented candle/ Exploding and shooting out flames./

The dating apps Tinder and Bumble/ Are helping the FBI rumble/ Trump’s Capitol stormers/ As flirting informers/ Snare Proud Boys in search of a fumble./