Monthly Archives: November 2018

Leavers gonna leave

A two-parter for you today… 1) Dear PM, So long, it’s been real,/ But now on reflection I feel/ I cannot in conscience/ Support this old nonsense -/ Although I helped broker the deal./// 2) Dear kindly Prime Minister May,/ … Continue reading

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Cabinet pudding

The Cabinet meeting on Brexit/ Agreed, though the details still vex it,/ The deal done by May,/ But most pundits say/ Just wait till the Commons rejects it./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46215930 The Cabinet meeting on BrexitAgreed, though the details still vex it,The … Continue reading

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Writer-Man

A hero creator named Stan/ Helped give us the whole Marvel clan/ From Spidey and Thor/  To Fantastic Four -/ Let’s hear it for Comic Book Man./// A hero creator named StanHelped give us the whole Marvel clanFrom Spidey and … Continue reading

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Fair weather friend

Remembering those who were slain/ And promising never again/ Brings leaders together/ Whatever the weather -/ But not Donald Trump if it’s rain./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46168995 Remembering those who were slain And promising never againBrings leaders togetherWhatever the weather –But not Donald … Continue reading

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Raab sees Brexit

The Brexit Sec’s lately been struck/ That Britain needs shipments by truck/ That pass through Calais;/ The rest of us say:/ “I mean, what the actual fuck?”/// The Brexit Sec's lately been struckThat Britain needs shipments by truckThat pass through … Continue reading

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There was an old man…

An old man who finds it frustrating/ His years deter women from dating/ Seeks legal redress/ To make his age less,/ Improving his low Tinder rating./// An old man who finds it frustratingHis years deter women from datingSeeks legal redressTo … Continue reading

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Sessions out

The White House has fired Jeff Sessions/ Who wouldn’t support Trump’s suppressions,/ And named a politicker/ Named Matthew Whitaker/ To help cover up his transgressions./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/07/jeff-sessions-fired-us-attorney-general The White House has fired Jeff SessionsWho wouldn't support Trump's suppressions,And named a politickerNamed … Continue reading

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Red and Dead

Nevada’s state vote went ahead/ With voters electing a red,/ The pimp Dennis Hof,/ Not being put off/ By his being certified dead./// Nevada's state vote went aheadWith voters electing a red,The pimp Dennis Hof,Not being put offBy his being … Continue reading

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Dump Trump

Significant numbers of voters/ Turned out in the States to give notice/ They’re not gonna plump/ For President Trump / The next time they’re picking a POTUS./// Significant numbers of votersTurned out in the States to give noticeThey're not gonna … Continue reading

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Stellar progress

An asteroid passing our star,/ Resembling a giant cigar,/ Named ‘Oumuamua/ Is like very few are/ And could be a probe from afar./// An asteroid passing our star,Resembling a giant cigar,Named 'OumuamuaIs like very few areAnd could be a probe … Continue reading

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