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Size of a cow

An ox of gargantuan size/ Escaped an untimely demise;/ While cattle much shorter/ Were sent to the slaughter,/ Big Knickers has dodged the cow pies./// An ox of gargantuan sizeEscaped an untimely demise;While cattle much shorterWere sent to the slaughter,Big … Continue reading

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Steaming Cleaner

Some Indian nationalists who/ Extol what cow products can do/ Make soap from the faeces/ Of this sacred species,/ Thus putting the poo in shampoo./// Some Indian nationalists whoExtol what cow products can doMake soap from the faecesOf this sacred … Continue reading

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Till the cow’s come home

#Yvonne who escaped from the dairy, a/Spirited cow from Bavaria/Walked into a farm/And will be kept from harm/At a sanctuary in the area. (tweeted 2/9/11) http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/02/yvonne-cow-caught-three-months

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