Monthly Archives: December 2021

So farewell to the second year of living dangerously. But it wasn’t all masks, testing and lockdowns. We had Brexit chaos, a failed coup in the US and a football fan with a flare up his arse. Here’s a quick … Continue reading →

A ‘socialite’ known as Ghislaine/ Found minors, the jurors sustain,/ For Epstein’s abuse,/ Which might, we deduce,/ Make Andrew start sweating again./// https://t.co/Ap0hFYHCfZ

Researchers who studied with care/ Old human remains now declare/ The DNA’s rich/ Inside the glue which/ Was used to stick nits to their hair./// https://t.co/BoBdySUL6V

A Pharaoh from down by the Nile/ Was mummified, as was the style,/ But still underneath/ Retains all his teeth -/ Not bad after such a long while./// https://t.co/DKsMI4i86q

Two women got into a fight/ On hitting your dog – wrong or right?/ And watched by their mutts,/ Kicked mutual butts,/ Then one gave the other a bite./// https://t.co/tgxDU6rz3f

A cleric whose name’s a degree/ Fought daily to set people free,/ White rule ending due to/ Campaigners like Tutu;/ Farewell to the Arch, R.I.P./// https://t.co/dERTxhzjrf

One Christmas, above us on high,/ A bright light appeared in the sky;/ It wasn’t a sign/ Of something divine,/ But NASA’s big scope passing by./// MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! https://t.co/XVWaXPixzX

As floods hit potato supplies,/ Macdonalds is cutting the size/ Of portions of chips,/ Confounding the quips/ Regarding what goes on those fries./// https://t.co/k3N8VEwJvO

Police bust a raffle in Spain/ Whose seasonal parcels contain/ Some alcohol, cash/ Tobacco and hash,/ A leg of cured ham and cocaine./// https://t.co/oU30QIUOuY

A lawyer on drugs for his heart/ Found judges would not take his part/ Against those at work/ He tended to irk/ When side effects caused him to fart./// https://t.co/YofxhNo9HV