Monthly Archives: December 2021

On WhatsApp some pro-Brexit Tories/ Discussed what to do about Boris;/ “Be loyal”, cried one,/ “He got Brexit done!”/

The Brexit supremo Lord Frost/ Backed leaving, whatever the cost,/ Then flexing his muscles,/ He tried to blame Brussels/ For all the things Britain had lost./// https://t.co/5L2TvXGlYy

A top civil servant named Case,/ Instructed to save Johnson’s face/ Regarding those parties,/ Said “Come on me hearties -/ It’s everyone back to my place!”/// https://t.co/Bibhz2WPNC

In Oswestry, Whitchurch and Wem,/ The people have voted Lib Dem,/ As multiple stories/ Of partying Tories/ Rebound on a weakened PM./// https://t.co/XJAxnMEmhp

A pastor whose stomach home-brews,/ Explains when he staggers or spews,/ He isn’t half-cut/ It’s just that his gut/ Has turned all the sugar to booze./// https://t.co/mzjINfSPZr

Conservative hopeful Shaun Bailey/ Was shown in a popular daily/ At Tory HQ,/ Ignoring Tier 2/ And socially mixing quite gaily./// https://t.co/3pKAemQ9uf

The champion driver Verstappen/ Was helped by some others unlappin’,/ Which made Lewis cross/ With Masi, the boss/ For how he allowed it to happen./// https://t.co/s68WsImK4x

The little pink Clangers convey/ Through whistles the things they would say,/ But everything’s scripted,/ And now it’s decrypted/ We know they’ve been swearing away./// https://t.co/mvVUFpTMT9

In Texas, Hawaii and Guam,/Korea, Japan and Vietnam,/When cupboards need stocking,/The people are flocking/To snap up some glorious Spam./// https://t.co/n1ajF2HNPU

“The increase in cases we see/ Requires a move to Plan B,/ Entailing new rules/ For all of you fools,/ And cheese-and-wine parties for me”./// https://t.co/rjIncQxoK4