Monthly Archives: March 2023

Sacked Principal Hope’s misdemeanoursWere showing the kids Birth of VenusAnd other great works,Thus triggering jerksOffended by David’s li’l penis.

The Government turned its attentionTo those with a million-pound pension,Instead of a hikeFor workers on strikeWhose money is too tight to mention.

A courtroom in Canada heardIt was, so the Justice averred,A God-given right,Although impolite,To flip pesky neighbours the bird.

With Gary off Match of the DaySuspended for having his say,His Tory-whipped bossesMust now count their losses,Their schedule in rank disarray.