Monthly Archives: February 2021

The strangest marine creature seen is/ A worm of priapulus genus/ Which squirms on the bed/ And thrusts up its head,/ A quasi-autonomous penis./// https://t.co/y819ZpgzRR

A doc in a virtual dock/ Gave courtroom officials a shock./ “Please don’t commit perjury,/ If you’re not in surgery”/ The clerk asked, “Then why the blue smock?”///

Is monetisation a curse,And will it make Twitterland worse?While Twitter’s top scholarsWant dollars for follers,To poets, the charge is perverse. https://t.co/amHraK84V3

The detail some purchasers missed inThis popular Amazon listingIs that it is notA cute table potBut one that is spat, shat or pissed in. https://t.co/hGcOkbnoij

A dog was subjected to spin,/ And branded a traitor within / Who randomly pissed/ And should be dismissed,/ Because he humped Cummings’s shin.///

A lass in Alaska, alas,Was processing natural gasOutside on the canWhen out of the panA bear bit a piece of her ass. https://t.co/1toSLyjbHo

Republican Senator CruzSwapped midwinter power cut bluesFor sunny Cancun,Then said: “What, too soon?Why can’t they just change the damn fuse?” https://t.co/NMtizWT6Cr

On getting the Covid jab call,One chap said: “My belly’s not small,But now I know whyMy BMI’s high –They think that I’m three inches tall! https://t.co/oZz9ZMAWSW

When Dominic Raab went on Zoom,/ He carefully laid out his room/ To strike the right tone,/ But so far unknown/ Is just what he meant by that broom.///

Deep under the ice, on a boulder,/Some primitive animals moulder,/Though sentient life/Down there is not rife -/It’s like Mar-a-Lago, but colder./ https://t.co/8w6209zp4W