Monthly Archives: February 2021

Free Verse

Is monetisation a curse,And will it make Twitterland worse?While Twitter’s top scholarsWant dollars for follers,To poets, the charge is perverse. https://t.co/amHraK84V3

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Bum Deal

The detail some purchasers missed inThis popular Amazon listingIs that it is notA cute table potBut one that is spat, shat or pissed in. https://t.co/hGcOkbnoij

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Cummings gets the hump

A dog was subjected to spin,/ And branded a traitor within / Who randomly pissed/ And should be dismissed,/ Because he humped Cummings’s shin.///

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Terror Bite

A lass in Alaska, alas,Was processing natural gasOutside on the canWhen out of the panA bear bit a piece of her ass. https://t.co/1toSLyjbHo

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Winter Cruz

Republican Senator CruzSwapped midwinter power cut bluesFor sunny Cancun,Then said: “What, too soon?Why can’t they just change the damn fuse?” https://t.co/NMtizWT6Cr

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Flat wrong

On getting the Covid jab call,One chap said: “My belly’s not small,But now I know whyMy BMI’s high –They think that I’m three inches tall! https://t.co/oZz9ZMAWSW

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Sweeping Gesture

When Dominic Raab went on Zoom,/ He carefully laid out his room/ To strike the right tone,/ But so far unknown/ Is just what he meant by that broom.///

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Primitive life-forms

Deep under the ice, on a boulder,/Some primitive animals moulder,/Though sentient life/Down there is not rife -/It’s like Mar-a-Lago, but colder./ https://t.co/8w6209zp4W

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The shitshow must go on

By voting to back Trump’s acquittalThe Senate made sure that the shit’llKeep hitting the fan,Propelled by a manWith hands that are ever so little.

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Stolen Stones

Stone circle researchers maintainStonehenge was an ill-gotten gain,Nicked wholesale from Wales,As claimed in old tales,To put up on Salisbury Plain. https://t.co/FSQyMqbBoe

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