Monthly Archives: January 2018

Missing in Inaction

The shutdown returned to the Senate/ For compromise talks to prevennit/ With no help from Trump,/ Who sat on his rump,/ And even now seems to resennit./// https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/22/politics/trump-policy-shutdown-analysis/index.html The shutdown returned to the SenateFor compromise talks to prevennitWith no help … Continue reading

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The President’s Progress

Let’s all give a leader a cheer/ Who’s now been in power a year;/ His post fairly won,/ He’s getting things done -/ In Gambia, just to be clear./// Let's all give a leader a cheerWho's now been in power … Continue reading

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Thumping Trump’s Rump

An elderly man often seen/ Out stroking his balls on the green/ Reportedly thanked/ A porn star who spanked/ His bottom with Forbes Magazine./// An elderly man often seenOut stroking his balls on the greenReportedly thankedA porn star who spankedHis … Continue reading

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Entente Commerciale

In Britain, the leader of France/ Set out what would greatly enhance/ His cooperation/ To block immigration -/  A sizeable sterling advance./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42723401    

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Flake News

Republican Senator Flake/ Says labelling media fake/ Cos you disapprove/ Is kind of a move/ That someone like Stalin would make./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/17/jeff-flake-donald-trump-fake-news-stalin-senate-speech Republican Senator FlakeSays labelling media fakeCos you disapproveIs kind of a moveThat someone like Stalin would make.#Flake #MorningJoe … Continue reading

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Norman News Network

The Normans had no way of showing/ How well England’s conquest was going -/ No press or TV,/ No tweets, no FB – / So nuns had to get to work sewing./// The Normans had no way of showingHow well … Continue reading

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The Nose Knows Best

A fellow who stifled a sneeze/ Prevented the spread of disease/ But ruptured his throat,/ Two specialists note,/ So just use a handkerchief please./// A fellow who stifled a sneezePrevented the spread of diseaseBut ruptured his throat,Two specialists note,So just … Continue reading

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Carillion’s Billions

An outsourcing firm going under/ Prompts government critics to wonder/ Was giving Carillion,/ With debts of a billion,/ More contracts a bit of a blunder?/// An outsourcing firm going underPrompts government critics to wonderWas giving Carillion,With debts of a billion,More … Continue reading

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Henry Gives Partner the Chop

A rather obscure UKIP chief/ Whose colleagues expressed the belief/ That his partner’s racism/ Somewhat disgraces ’em/ Has made the relationship brief./// A rather obscure UKIP chiefWhose colleagues expressed the beliefThat his partner's racismSomewhat disgraces 'emMade the relationship brief.#UKIP #HenryBolton … Continue reading

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Battered Sausage

A butcher got trapped in his store/ With frozen meat products galore;/ He did what he could/ And grabbed a black pud/ Then used it to bash in the door./// A butcher got trapped in his storeWith frozen meat products … Continue reading

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