Monthly Archives: June 2021

The government made people cross/By saying a corporate boss/Can skip petty rules/Applied to us fools,/For whom they do not give a toss./// https://t.co/50OKnWSlnj

Dear Boris, I’m sorry, said Matt,/ For being a hopeless love rat/ And breaking the rules/ Observed by mere fools./ Now YOU wouldn’t do stuff like that./// https://t.co/UlkeXsDWxw

The man who cocked up test and trace/Could still avoid total disgrace,/Although fucking hopeless,/If he can just grope less, / Observing the guide “Hands, arse, space”.///

Matt Hancock, though hugging was banned,/ Took Gina’s arse firmly in hand,/ But Boris, the shagger,/ Can’t give Matt the dagger,/ The blond clearly leading the bland.///

According to president Viktor,/ The LGBT rights restriktor,/ In earlier days/ He fought to help gays,/ Who now he is being a diktor./// https://t.co/vx7lMUagkR

An expert who studies the Bard/ Received an approach in regard/ To writing a book/ For Johnson, who took/ The money, but finds it too hard./// https://t.co/GibJeigNHr

A predator fish on a foray/ Inspired a New York Times storay:/ “When an eel climbs a ramp/ To eat squid from a clamp”,/ The headline declared, “that’s a moray”./// https://t.co/UosS27fXQ7

The voters of Chesham in Bucks/ Decided this government sucks/ And voted Lib Dem,/ The Tories, to them,/ Appearing to give zero fucks./// https://t.co/inBWxFkV41

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks,/ But this one got bored chasing sticks/ And found a new toy/ So perfect, oh boy!/ He grinned like a dog with two dicks./// https://t.co/RoxXWe7FGa

Dom Cummings, that vengeful old chap,/ Showed messages sent on WhatsApp/ By Johnson, no less,/ That plainly express/ The view that Matt Hancock is crap./// https://t.co/6BoKQXDZax