F***ing Grope Less!

Posted on June 25, 2021 by twitmericks

Matt Hancock, though hugging was banned,/

Took Gina’s arse firmly in hand,/

But Boris, the shagger,/

Can’t give Matt the dagger,/

The blond clearly leading the bland.///

About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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