Monthly Archives: January 2020

Aviva is getting some stick For taking the actual mick – Its mailout recycles A letter for Michaels To every Tom, Harry or Dick. #aviva #Michael https://t.co/CAtutvxjhf

Top clergymen say do not bed/ Your partner unless straight and wed,/ Provoking a clash/ As churchgoers bash/ Their bishops, and slam what they said./// Top clergymen say do not bedYour partner unless straight and wed,Provoking a clashAs churchgoers bashThe … Continue reading →

There once was a man who’d employ/ His talents to bring the world joy:/ In women’s attire,/ “He’s not the Messiah”,/ He shrieked, “He’s a very naughty boy!”*/// *Apologies for the extra syllable in the last line. I’m normally strict … Continue reading →

Said Donald, a consummate liar With form as a climate denier, Those prophets of doom Just keep spreading gloom! Said Greta, the world is on fire. #DavosToday #WEF20 #GretaThurnberg #Trump #WEFDavos https://t.co/1l4X5tywHK

American forces in space Have suffered severe loss of face From camouflage gear Which some people fear Will look, with no trees, out of place. #spacecamo #SpaceFarce #SpaceForce https://t.co/rURFDB5Mgh

A boxer was heard to insist The action is all in the wrist – By beating his meat On endless repeat, He’s practising hard with one fist. #tysonfury #furywilder2 https://t.co/43R1wM3Iu8

The UK PM recommends The nation through crowdfunding spends A cool half a million On Big Ben’s carillion For Brexit, or else… the bell ends! #bigbenbongs #BorisJohnson https://t.co/CRa1lPqGGX

A princeling whose grandma’s the Queen Declared: ‘We’re not into that scene’; The palace snapped: ‘Harry, Whoever you marry, You can’t quit the royal machine’. #HarryandMeghan #PrinceHarry #royals #Harrymeghan https://t.co/671bxTEfig

A papal trip seemingly wrecks Italians’ enjoyment of sex – Libidos all wilt From Catholic guilt And noone for weeks even necks. https://t.co/LVRKFBTdav