Tag Archives: sex

Vicious cycle

Posted on March 7, 2019 by

A club British Cycling decried/ Says members enjoying a ride/ Were treated with scorn/ As Pedallers of Porn/ Were pulled out and just tossed aside./// A club British Cycling decriedSays members enjoying a rideWere treated with scornAs Pedallers of PornWere … Continue reading →

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Underground sex

Posted on February 1, 2019 by

Three men caused a hullaballoo/ By having a Northern Line screw;/ Enjoying relations/ Through several stations,/ They got off around Waterloo./// Three men caused a hullaballooBy having a Northern Line screw;Enjoying relationsThrough several stations,They got off around Waterloo.https://t.co/WYVG2k828T — Mick … Continue reading →

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Cruising to Phuket

Posted on January 24, 2019 by

A pair on a Singapore cruise/ Who went to their cabin to snooze/ And found a duet/ Halfway to Phuket,/  Said: ‘Crews, for screws, please use the loos!’/// A pair on a Singapore cruiseWho went to their cabin to snoozeAnd … Continue reading →

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Happy medium

Posted on October 31, 2018 by

  A psychic who comes to orgasm/ Through sex with a randy phantasm/ Enjoys being haunted,/ Declaring, undaunted,/ It’s out of this world when she asm./// A psychic who comes to orgasmThrough sex with a randy phantasmEnjoys being haunted,Declaring, undaunted,It's … Continue reading →

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Beat the Meatles*

Posted on September 13, 2018 by

The Beatles were birds of a feather,/ And long before Linda or Heather,/ With help from their friends,/ McCartney contends/ That he and John did Come Together.//// *Headline shamelessly nicked from the New York Post, of all places. The Beatles … Continue reading →

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Rubber Dolphin

Posted on August 28, 2018 by

Frottage by a horny cetacean/ Is causing French bathers vexation;/ He’s said to molest/ Those swimming near Brest/ For carnal self-gratification./// Frottage by a horny cetaceanIs causing French bathers vexation;He's said to molestThose swimming near BrestFor carnal self-gratification.#Dolphins(Thanks @johnthejack)https://t.co/PuDOioqOFB — … Continue reading →

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Airport Abuzz

Posted on August 11, 2018 by

The luggage for one man’s vacation/ Caused problems for air transportation/ When scan operators/ Picked up his vibrators,/ Resulting in mass perturbation./// The luggage for one man's vacationCaused problems for air transportationWhen scan operatorsPicked up his vibrators,Resulting in mass perturbation.https://t.co/LIcTEwDMYM … Continue reading →

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Lady Garden Privet Parts Abused

Posted on July 26, 2018 by

A bush-trimmer spoke to allege/ Drunk fellows have sex with his hedge,/ Invading the privet/ In order to give it/ A shag with their meat and two veg./// A bush-trimmer spoke to allegeDrunk fellows have sex with his hedge,Invading the … Continue reading →

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A Souvenir of Norway?

Posted on June 22, 2018 by

In Norway there’s plenty to please,/ The mountains, the fjords and the trees,/ But buy some protection/ To ward off infection -/ The people may have STDs./// In Norway there's plenty to please,The mountains, the fjords and the trees,But buy … Continue reading →

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Dying for a Shag

Posted on May 17, 2018 by

Oh pity the poor antechinus,/ The cause of whose rapid decline is/ That sex for the guys/ Provokes their demise -/ Survival-wise, rather a minus./// Oh pity the poor antechinus,The cause of whose rapid decline isThat sex for the guysProvokes … Continue reading →

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