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Happy medium

  A psychic who comes to orgasm/ Through sex with a randy phantasm/ Enjoys being haunted,/ Declaring, undaunted,/ It’s out of this world when she asm./// A psychic who comes to orgasmThrough sex with a randy phantasmEnjoys being haunted,Declaring, undaunted,It's … Continue reading

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Beat the Meatles*

The Beatles were birds of a feather,/ And long before Linda or Heather,/ With help from their friends,/ McCartney contends/ That he and John did Come Together.//// *Headline shamelessly nicked from the New York Post, of all places. The Beatles … Continue reading

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Rubber Dolphin

Frottage by a horny cetacean/ Is causing French bathers vexation;/ He’s said to molest/ Those swimming near Brest/ For carnal self-gratification./// Frottage by a horny cetaceanIs causing French bathers vexation;He's said to molestThose swimming near BrestFor carnal self-gratification.#Dolphins(Thanks @johnthejack)https://t.co/PuDOioqOFB — … Continue reading

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Airport Abuzz

The luggage for one man’s vacation/ Caused problems for air transportation/ When scan operators/ Picked up his vibrators,/ Resulting in mass perturbation./// The luggage for one man's vacationCaused problems for air transportationWhen scan operatorsPicked up his vibrators,Resulting in mass perturbation.https://t.co/LIcTEwDMYMContinue reading

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Lady Garden Privet Parts Abused

A bush-trimmer spoke to allege/ Drunk fellows have sex with his hedge,/ Invading the privet/ In order to give it/ A shag with their meat and two veg./// A bush-trimmer spoke to allegeDrunk fellows have sex with his hedge,Invading the … Continue reading

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A Souvenir of Norway?

In Norway there’s plenty to please,/ The mountains, the fjords and the trees,/ But buy some protection/ To ward off infection -/ The people may have STDs./// In Norway there's plenty to please,The mountains, the fjords and the trees,But buy … Continue reading

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Dying for a Shag

Oh pity the poor antechinus,/ The cause of whose rapid decline is/ That sex for the guys/ Provokes their demise -/ Survival-wise, rather a minus./// Oh pity the poor antechinus,The cause of whose rapid decline isThat sex for the guysProvokes … Continue reading

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Funky Puzzle

A devious crossword designed/ To tease and to tickle the mind,/ Arouse and perplex,/ Is better than sex, But a hard one is so good to find./// A devious crossword designedTo tease and to tickle the mind,Arouse and perplex,Is better … Continue reading

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No Sex Please, We’re Australian

The sex life of one politician/ Provoked a restrictive condition/ On pols in Australia/ And their genitalia/ That bans staff-related coition./// https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/feb/15/australia-bans-ministers-having-sex-with-staff-barnaby-joyce-malcolm-turnbull The sex life of one politicianProvoked a restrictive conditionOn pols in AustraliaAnd their genitalia:No staff-related coition.#BarnabyJoyce #Turnbull #Australia … Continue reading

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Thrill Sikas

A young and frustrated snow monkey/ When feeling a little bit spunky/ Will mount, if one’s near,/ A cute sika deer/ And see if they want to get funky./// A young and frustrated snow monkeyWhen feeling a little bit spunkyWill … Continue reading

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