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Cruising to Phuket

Posted on January 24, 2019 by twitmericks

A pair on a Singapore cruise/ Who went to their cabin to snooze/ And found a duet/ Halfway to Phuket,/  Said: ‘Crews, for screws, please use the loos!’/// A pair on a Singapore cruiseWho went to their cabin to snoozeAnd … Continue reading →

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Penis Extension

Posted on May 27, 2016 by twitmericks

There was a young man from Bangkok Who had an unfortunate shock For as the poor chap Was having a crap A python latched onto his cock./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/leticiamiranda/snake-bite?utm_term=.gaLVM8R5#.seYQBKk4 There was a young man from BangkokWho had an unfortunate shockFor as … Continue reading →

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Don’t Diss the Dog

Posted on December 16, 2015 by twitmericks

For Thais to be iconoclastic/ Or risk being seen as sarcastic/ About the king’s pup/ Can get them had up/ For lèse-majesté, which seems drastic./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/15/thai-man-faces-jail-insulting-kings-dog-sarcastic-internet-post For Thais to be iconoclastic Or risk being seen as sarcastic About the king's pup Can get … Continue reading →

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Thai Pork Pie

Posted on May 23, 2014 by twitmericks

There once was a general who/ Denied he was staging a coup./ As every Thai/ Had seen through this lie/ He had to admit what they knew. ///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/22/military-coup-thailand-peace-general-prayuth-chan-ocha There once was a general whoDenied he was staging a coup.As every … Continue reading →

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Ying Out of Luck

Posted on May 7, 2014 by twitmericks

The acting PM in Bangkok/ Was up on a charge in the dock/ Removed from her post/ Now Yingluck is toast/ The judge put her head on the block. ///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/07/thai-court-orders-yingluck-shinawatra-resign https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/464054350416183296

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The King and He

Posted on December 9, 2011 by twitmericks

An American man in Bangkok/Got 2 1/2 years in the dock/For insulting the king/It’s a barbarous thing/Thailand seems to’ve put back the clock. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/09/world/asia/us-citizen-sentenced-for-insulting-thai-king.html

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Bad Luck Yingluck

Posted on October 3, 2011 by twitmericks

Ms Yingluck, a sister to Thaksin/Joins Twitter & somebody hacks in/The Thai PM’s feed/Was hijacked indeed/Time Shinawatra went back 2 faxin? http://www.asiaone.com/News/Latest%2BNews/Asia/Story/A1Story20111003-302932.html

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