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You Booze, You Shmooze

With millions of pints being sunk,Police say – now who woulda thunk?That all social distancing,As you get pissed and sing,Goes out the window when drunk. https://t.co/ZPtVFyU0NG

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Maxwell Done

The tightening FBI netMakes Epstein’s accomplices fret,As courts now arraignHis pander, Ghislaine,Prince Andrew is learning to sweat. https://t.co/QsUsKBpBjV

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Another Fine Mess, Stan!

The UK prime minister’s dadFlew off to his holiday padAlthough Greece has bannedAll flights from this land.Does anyone feel they’ve been had. https://t.co/FgSlDLVimb

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Shite Wedding

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Fit for Nothing

B Johnson, the number one Brit,Would like us to see he is fit,Admiring his press-ups,While due to his mess-upsWe sink ever deeper in shit. https://t.co/pvOuQeXE5X

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Sat Naff

This government’s lapses of wisdomAre such I can’t possibly lisdomOr say which is greatest,But here is the latest:They bought the wrong satellite sisdom. https://t.co/wjKjcsgEdc

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Klopp goes Topp

A 30-year wait has now endedIn spite of a season extended,No fans in the Kop,No handshakes for KloppAnd walking alone recommended.

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Don’t in Dorset

The thousands who pack Bournemouth’s beachesIn mass social distancing breaches That drive police nutsAre “showing some guts” –They practise what Boris now preaches. https://t.co/OP54D4WJu4

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Haughty Culture

An opera, so it appears,/ Reduces poor onions to tears;/ Complaints of monotony/ Ring out from the botany,/ But grasses and wheat are all ears.///

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Viral Campaign

The Trump campaign rally in TulsaWas rather a people-repulser,His bid for electionBy spreading infectionAs popular there as an ulcer. https://t.co/Th28zpHwFj

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