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Anyone for Eugenics?

Some argue it might have been wiser For Johnson to pick an adviser A little less risky Than Andrew Sabisky, A racist far-right sympathiser. https://t.co/mfOWCyHtjB

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The Name of the Beast

A virus that’s new on the scene That’s led to a mass quarantine At last has a name, So please put the blame On pathogen Covid-19. #COVID19 #coronoavirusoutbreak #coronavirusupdate https://t.co/FOZSa5LeL3

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AKK-tung!

Ms Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer Stepped back from her pathway to power; Events in Thuringia – The critical thing here – Saw party relations turn sour. https://t.co/AVv2FgKK7L

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I’m Peachy!

Republican Senator Mitt’ll Get shit for opposing acquittal And giving the hump To President Trump, Whose ego is famously brittle. #MittRomney #TrumpImpeachment #RomneyIsMyHero #ImpeachmentVote #impeachment https://t.co/1QNE9mN2aX

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Spy Chief gets Pasting

Israeli spy chiefs were disgraced For loving tahini’s great taste, And sending their spies For West Bank supplies Of Palestine’s sesame paste. #tahini #Israel https://t.co/5no0VZwcIx

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Not in Kansas Anymore

A fellow who’s miseducated/ Thought Super Bowl stars should be fêted,/ But baffled the fans as/ He glorified Kansas -/ Geography-wise, Trump mis-stated./// A fellow who's miseducatedThought Super Bowl stars should be fêted,But baffled the fans asHe glorified Kansas –Geography-wise, … Continue reading

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Not a Limerick

A shorter queue for EU passport bearers, A zone that’s blue for nothing-to-declarers, No roaming charge when one rings, These foolish things Remind me of EU.  

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Taking the Michael

Aviva is getting some stick For taking the actual mick – Its mailout recycles A letter for Michaels To every Tom, Harry or Dick. #aviva #Michael https://t.co/CAtutvxjhf

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Missionary Position

Top clergymen say do not bed/ Your partner unless straight and wed,/ Provoking a clash/ As churchgoers bash/ Their bishops, and slam what they said./// Top clergymen say do not bedYour partner unless straight and wed,Provoking a clashAs churchgoers bashThe … Continue reading

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Tara Terry

There once was a man who’d employ/ His talents to bring the world joy:/ In women’s attire,/ “He’s not the Messiah”,/ He shrieked, “He’s a very naughty boy!”*/// *Apologies for the extra syllable in the last line. I’m normally strict … Continue reading

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