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The loan arranger

The Chair of our dear BBCHelped fix up a loan guaranteeFor Johnson, who choseWhich name to propose,Now move along, nothing to see. thetimes.co.uk/article/the-bb… bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

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Dodged that one!

Conservative Chairman Nadhim,When running the Treasury team,Was told ĺ pay taxOn some of the stacksOf cash from his tax dod… avoidance scheme.

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Don’t have cake or eat it

The food standards boss wants to makeIt socially frowned on to takeSweet treats to the officeFor dodging such scoff isToo hard for those ambushed by cake.

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Sex drive

Researchers believe overall/ That men whom fast cars most enthral/ Are those who’ve been told/ It’s not just the cold -/ Your dick is in fact rather small.///

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Out of the picture

Conservative minister ShappsDenies photoshopping his snapsDespite facing stricturesFor posting old picturesWith evident Boris-shaped gaps.

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A load of crap

A microbiologist who/ Is gathering samples of poo/ From over the oceans/ Has gone through the motions,/ Creating a gut flora zoo.///

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Urine trouble now!

Police pinched alleged rabble-rousers,/ Because people viewed on their browsers/ A video leak/ That made him look weak,/ As President Kiir wet his trousers.///

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Royal Roiled

There was a young prince with red hair/ Who said: “It is rather unfair -/ At Buckingham Palace/ They treat me with malice/ Because I’m the spare, not the heir.”///

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Wonderwalrus

The firework display is no more/ For out on the North Yorkshire shore,/ The people of Scarborough/ Watch in the harbour a/ Wandering walrus named Thor.///

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Britannia Untrussed – 2022 in Review

The UK’s year of three prime ministers began with more stories about how Boris Johnson partied while the country struggled under Covid-19 lockdowns – and more bizarre excuses. “Hi all, after so much bad news,/ Let’s banish the old Covid … Continue reading

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