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Ex-minister Jacob Rees-Mogg/ Left seasoned observers agogg/ By casually noting/ That IDs for voting/ Were meant to make Tories top dogg.///

In Westminster just around noon,/ On top of the great Stone of Scone,/ Celebs stood around/ As Chazzer got crowned/ And drizzled with oil from a spoon.///

There once was an anchor named TuckerWho spun to help Trump, his old mucker,But lawsuits ensuedSo, tired of the dude,Fox finally fired the sucker.

A man who was not a nice boss/ Resigned in a manner most cross:/ For victims, the bully/ Made clear that he fully/ Did not give a hint of a toss./// bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Old bronze age Menorcans in cavesHad mass ceremonial ravesAnd got off their faces,According to tracesOf drugs found in hairs from their graves.

Sacked Principal Hope’s misdemeanoursWere showing the kids Birth of VenusAnd other great works,Thus triggering jerksOffended by David’s li’l penis.

The Government turned its attentionTo those with a million-pound pension,Instead of a hikeFor workers on strikeWhose money is too tight to mention.

A courtroom in Canada heardIt was, so the Justice averred,A God-given right,Although impolite,To flip pesky neighbours the bird.

With Gary off Match of the DaySuspended for having his say,His Tory-whipped bossesMust now count their losses,Their schedule in rank disarray.

“Don’t moan about salads and fruits:This government proudly salutesA veg we can cherish,As foreign foods perishLet Britain go back to its roots“.