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Force of Nature

To Be Here Now up in the Dales,/ Snowed in at the pub after gales,/ You can’t Slide Away/ And so, Some Might Say,/ Just Roll With It – Don’t Stop the ales!/// https://t.co/EU8mKEypeS

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Spunk not junk

For plastic that’s good for ecology,/ Some scientists turned to biology,/ And made something firm/ From veg oil and sperm,/ Which could be the coming technology./// https://t.co/R0bBtvDBOM

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No Words

A man in in a hole at a gig/ Unwisely continued to dig,/ Dried up, lost his place,/ Got egg on his face/ Then waffled about Peppa Pig./// https://t.co/IdVKuOdnDs

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Piss Dacre

A right-wing Conservative knob/ Was groomed for the top Ofcom job,/ But couldn’t pass muster,/ And so with great bluster/ He blamed his defeat on ‘the blob’./// https://t.co/gwBTtJtQUu

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Eat out to fall out

A restaurant deal in Hunan/ Said fill up as much as you can,/ Till Kang, one fine day,/ Cleaned out the buffet,/ And landed a permanent ban./// https://t.co/dfOGq57jGF

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Greedy Nuts

A squirrel out trying its luck/ Espied a bird feeder and snuck/ Inside for some nuts/ And filled up its guts/ Until the poor critter was stuck./// https://t.co/QkU4ZZHOsH

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Cop over… and out?

In Glasgow a big UN meeting/ Said coal, which creates global heating/ Is bad for the planet,/ But just couldn’t ban it,/ A stance that may prove self-defeating./ https://t.co/ZeRldwkqFJ

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Cox on the Rocks

The member for Torridge, old Coxy,/ Left Britain for islands more foxy/ To trouser vast stacks/ Advising on tax/ And vote in the Commons by proxy./// https://t.co/hhFLEdZNXL

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Anglers Master Bait

A net user trawling for cod/ Was heard to exclaim “Oh my God!/ It must be a hack/ Or phishing attack,/ But look at the size of that rod!”/// https://t.co/481wV2jUIv

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Cricket Balls-up

The people who run Yorkshire cricket,/ Whose sponsors have told them to stick it,/ Said ‘banter’s not racism!’,/ So what now faces ’em/ Looks like a most sticky wicket./// https://t.co/wnBcd1LRQh

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