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Auf Wiedersehen, Pecker

In Germany, cops fearing malice,/ Or actions of pranksters most callous,/ Are scouring an area/ Of southern Bavaria/ In search of Deutschland’s Überphallus.///

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Jozsef, meet G(a)yorgy

An anti-gay Euro-MPMade off when his sex jamboreeWas busted in lockdownBy putting the cock downAnd climbing the gutter to flee. https://t.co/jFlBYwd7xD

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Egging us on

According to government regs,Pubs serving from bottles or kegsMust sell drinkers meals,Which George Eustice feelsWill stretch to including Scotch eggs. https://t.co/vASGvlV25G

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Publican Procurement

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What the Fug?

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Frank Judgment

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Not a Priti Sight

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Divine Revelation

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Hair to Trump

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Demonic Chummings

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