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States of Denial

Said Donald, a consummate liar With form as a climate denier, Those prophets of doom Just keep spreading gloom! Said Greta, the world is on fire. #DavosToday #WEF20 #GretaThurnberg #Trump #WEFDavos https://t.co/1l4X5tywHK

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Space Cadets

American forces in space Have suffered severe loss of face From camouflage gear Which some people fear Will look, with no trees, out of place. #spacecamo #SpaceFarce #SpaceForce https://t.co/rURFDB5Mgh

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Hands-on Training

A boxer was heard to insist The action is all in the wrist – By beating his meat On endless repeat, He’s practising hard with one fist. #tysonfury #furywilder2 https://t.co/43R1wM3Iu8

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No-bell Prize

The UK PM recommends The nation through crowdfunding spends A cool half a million On Big Ben’s carillion For Brexit, or else… the bell ends! #bigbenbongs #BorisJohnson https://t.co/CRa1lPqGGX

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Pecker Checker

A health testing firm’s come along/ Requesting a pic of your schlong/ With which its new app/ Will diagnose clap -/ Now what in the world could go wrong?/// A health testing firm's come alongRequesting a pic of your schlongWith … Continue reading

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Married to the Mob

A princeling whose grandma’s the Queen Declared: ‘We’re not into that scene’; The palace snapped: ‘Harry, Whoever you marry, You can’t quit the royal machine’. #HarryandMeghan #PrinceHarry #royals #Harrymeghan https://t.co/671bxTEfig

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Papal Passion Killer

A papal trip seemingly wrecks Italians’ enjoyment of sex – Libidos all wilt From Catholic guilt And noone for weeks even necks. https://t.co/LVRKFBTdav

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Stupid Tosser

A fellow threw coins at a plane But found he had done so in vain – Deciding to chuck Some money for luck, Financially, brought only pain. https://t.co/nVPzcADXxg

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World Dom-ination

A would-be commander of geeks/ Has posted a job ad that seeks/ His own kindred souls,/ To fill Whitehall roles/ With asocial weirdos and freaks./// A would-be commander of geeksHas posted a job ad that seeksHis own kindred souls,To fill … Continue reading

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No-meat Loaf

A vegan of rock and roll fame Insists we still call him the same – As Meat Loaf might sing, He’ll do anything, But he won’t do THAT with his name. https://t.co/mQsWdiUlDF

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