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Brecon beacon

The Brecon and Radnorshire vote/ Shows Johnson perhaps should take note/ That peddling whoppers/ And panicking shoppers/ May not float the popular boat./// The Brecon and Radnorshire voteShows Johnson perhaps should take noteThat peddling whoppersAnd panicking shoppersMay not float the … Continue reading

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Slumlord billionare

The race-baiter President Trump/ Calls Baltimore city a dump,/ While slum landlord Jared,/ Whom Trump’s daughter married,/ Claims rent as his properties slump./// The race-baiter President TrumpCalls Baltimore city a dump,While slum landlord Jared,Whom Trump's daughter married,Claims rent as his … Continue reading

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Eton trifles

I’m pleased, Jacob (very!), to learn/ These phrases that you yourself spurn;/ I ascertain what/ A lot you have got,/ And, note your ongoing concern./// I'm pleased, Jacob (very!), to learnThese phrases that you yourself spurn;I ascertain whatA lot you … Continue reading

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Digging the dirt on Bojo’s bozos

In case you forget the odd name, And what brought these ministers fame, Their lives and their crimes, I found some old rhymes For this hall of limerick shame. *** SAJID JAVID, CHANCELLOR Sajid made a stand from the start … Continue reading

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Duff reshuffle

A man with a shaky majority/ Attempted to stamp his authority,/ But naming a cabinet/ With Dominic Raab in it/ Is showcasing inferiority./// A man with a shaky majorityAttempted to stamp his authority,But naming a cabinetWith Dominic Raab in itIs … Continue reading

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Tara Theresa

So farewell Prime Minister May,/ Your leadership’s now had its day./ You scored an own goal/ By calling a poll/ And pissing your mandate away./// So farewell Prime Minister May,Your leadership's now had its day.You scored an own goalBy calling … Continue reading

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Tory Story

With Boris the bullshit supplier,/ Self-seeking, inveterate liar/ And spinner of stories/ Now leading the Tories,/ The prospects for Britain are dire./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49084605 With Boris the bullshit supplier,Self-seeking, inveterate liarAnd spinner of storiesNow leading the Tories,The prospects for Britain are … Continue reading

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Jo’s wins on

A Lib Dem MP named Jo Swinson/ Was chosen to follow old Vince ‘n‘/ Become party head/ By seeing off Ed,/ Her lead being fairly convinson./// A Lib Dem MP named Jo SwinsonWas chosen to follow old Vince 'n'Become party … Continue reading

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Boris’s red herring

The words of the blond ego-tripper/ Who brandished an Isle of Man kipper/ Were piffle and pish -/ For non-EU fish,/ The UK sets rules for the shipper./// The words of the blond ego-tripperWho brandished an Isle of Man kipperWere … Continue reading

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Swarm front

The outlook for Sussex and Hants/ Has residents crapping their pants -/ That cloud isn’t rain,/ Forecasters explain,/ It’s one massive shower of ants./// The outlook for Sussex and HantsHas residents crapping their pants –That cloud isn't rain,Forecasters explain,It's one … Continue reading

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