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Re-Bjorn

A group of four women and men/ Had many a hit way back when/ Then had an idea/ And so – Mamma Mia!/ Here Abba, and we, go again./// https://t.co/c7u0JOvOaP

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Wot no beer?

Tim Martin, a big Brexiteer,/ Who loudly condemned ‘Project Fear’,/ Now suffers its curse/ For nothing is worse,/ They say, than a pub with no beer./// https://t.co/WTw7eI23UV

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Rude Trip

Paul Taylor decided to go/ Through Shitterton, Bell End and co/ To Twatt, all for charity,/ Provoking hilarity/ In Cockermouth and Titty Ho./// https://t.co/qIvaLvzocV

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Pass? The Duchy!

A wannabe discotheque jigger/ Declared “I’m a senior figure/ In Lancaster’s Duchy!”/ The doorman, all touchy,/ Said “Cough up your fiver, you ligger!”/// https://t.co/HMggzziW7t

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Going out on a limb

A global tree-hugging convention/ Gave prizes, with special attention/ To speed of embrace/ And passion, with space/ For marks for artistic invention./// https://t.co/TVGPakde6N

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“But I do mind!

Nirvana the band’s being sued/ By one Spencer Elden, the dude/ Who as a wee tot/ Appeared in the shot/ On Nevermind’s cover, while nude./// https://t.co/FHcaAq2xqo

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Ticket to ride

A council employee named Jo/ Established how far he could go/ By sticking to buses,/ Which may have its plusses,/ But can be a little bit slow./// https://t.co/jmTnjwjGCV

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Black Pantheon

Parisienne Josephine Baker,/ A fabulous mover and shaker,/ Is bringing some jazz/ And razzamatazz/ Where eminent French meet their maker./// https://t.co/NQ1TEr0HJo

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Trained Parrot

A parrot who took a vacation/ And wound up in Waterloo Station/ Is now heard to yap/ “Keep left”, “Mind the gap”/ And tell you your train’s destination./// https://t.co/40JGz6lR3x

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Chicken Lackin’

The UK consumer is stricken/By news that’ll make pulses quicken,/For shit just got real -/That great Brexit deal/Caused Nando’s to run out of chicken./// https://t.co/CDnxh7Egdl

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