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Republican Senator CruzSwapped midwinter power cut bluesFor sunny Cancun,Then said: “What, too soon?Why can’t they just change the damn fuse?” https://t.co/NMtizWT6Cr

On getting the Covid jab call,One chap said: “My belly’s not small,But now I know whyMy BMI’s high –They think that I’m three inches tall! https://t.co/oZz9ZMAWSW

When Dominic Raab went on Zoom,/ He carefully laid out his room/ To strike the right tone,/ But so far unknown/ Is just what he meant by that broom.///

Deep under the ice, on a boulder,/Some primitive animals moulder,/Though sentient life/Down there is not rife -/It’s like Mar-a-Lago, but colder./ https://t.co/8w6209zp4W

By voting to back Trump’s acquittalThe Senate made sure that the shit’llKeep hitting the fan,Propelled by a manWith hands that are ever so little.

Stone circle researchers maintainStonehenge was an ill-gotten gain,Nicked wholesale from Wales,As claimed in old tales,To put up on Salisbury Plain. https://t.co/FSQyMqbBoe

A lawyer when pleading his causeOn Zoom gave a Texas court pawsBy arguing thatHe wasn’t a catBut failing to strike out the claws. https://t.co/SogY5bLaTr

Among inappropriate placesFor filming one’s naked embracesOr livestreaming nudes,The Navy concludes,Are nuclear submarine bases. https://t.co/aC9x24mdkp

The leaders in London and BrusselsEngage in continuing tusslesAnd strive to be selfish,But vis a vis shellfishThe UK’s just flexing its mussels. https://t.co/Kh6MzOV7NT

The judge said “Young man, I’m afraidYou cannot say, having got laid,That cash for carnalityOffends your morality –The prostitute has to be paid!” https://t.co/dEt5DjgehH