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Pincher hits bottom

Chris Pincher, a top Tory whipBlamed booze after losing his grip:“It’s rather a farce,I do feel an arse –And that’s why I’ve had to jump ship”. https://t.co/j3BKZdhbe2

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Sexchequer funding

A sex party firm on the rocks/ Soon found opportunity knocks,/ For tax-paying Britons/ Bailed out Killing Kittens,/ In which the UK now owns stocks./// https://t.co/55dExhA5C2

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Chair pays for seat loss

“When Tory results go to shit”/ Said Dowden, “I think it is fit”/ That senior bosses/ Account for our losses./ Since Johnson won’t do it, I quit”./// https://t.co/N7fbLwr0ki

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News in briefs

Lace underwear made for a man/ May just be a flash in the pan/ But shorts that are frilly/ And highlight the willy/ Are making it big in Japan./// https://t.co/GztTLKrgQ9

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Sex on eight legs

A very small species of mite/ Has sex on your face every night -/ The parasites cling on/ To hairs that they swing on/ In scenes of erotic delight./ https://t.co/zYsWBi40MI

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What’s Johnson’s game?

As Number 10 tries hard to parryThe tales of job offers to Carrie,Will Johnson now claimIt’s all just a gameHe plays, known as “Shag, appoint, marry”? https://t.co/AuFYh0nfvZ

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The only way is ethics

The ethics adviser Lord Geidt/ Resigned his position toneidt,/ For who can advise/ A fellow who lies,/ And ethics-wise, gives not a sheidt?/// https://t.co/MmxLwZJEX0

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Grounded judgment

There was a transnational court/ That stopped, as a final resort,/ Rwanda-bound flights,/ Upholding the rights/ Of those Britain sought to deport./// https://t.co/Y7hSn96Afe

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Banks loss

The journalist Carole Cadwalladr/ Was sued when a Brexiteer calladr/ For saying he lied,/ But judges decide/ His evidence coulda been salladr./// https://t.co/j2bA7z8rKg

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Insurance rider

A court has awarded M.O.,/ Who caught an infection below/ From shagging her lover/ And claimed on car cover,/ Some five million dollars in dough./// https://t.co/O60INivenb

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