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No more gnomes?

In gardens of Germany’s homes/ Are commonly found garden gnomes,/ But gnome-makers fear/ They may disappear/ As gnomes have no gnome-chromosomes./// In gardens of Germany's homesAre commonly found garden gnomes,But gnome-makers fearThey may disappearAs gnomes have no gnome-chromosomes. #gnomes https://t.co/q7RBBbxrRvContinue reading

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Blue line

A South Wales detective named Clare/ Whose sins a tribunal laid bare/ Used language most lewd,/ Was terribly rude,/ And loudly polluted the air./// A South Wales detective named ClareWhose sins a tribunal laid bareUsed language most lewd,Was terribly rude,And … Continue reading

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Ferry poor show

The minister Christopher Grayling/ Found government isn’t plain sailing;/ He racked up a bill/ Of 33 mil/ Through yet more incompetent failing./// The minister Christopher GraylingFound government isn't plain sailing;He racked up a billOf 33 milThrough yet more incompetent failing.#Brexit#ChrisGrayling#ferrygate … Continue reading

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Nasal nipper

A man with a tooth up his nose/ Declared: “This unpleasantness shows/ That teeth belong not/ Up there with the snot/ But down in the mouth, in neat rows”. A man with a tooth up his noseDeclared: "This unpleasantness showsThat … Continue reading

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Cock rock

Graffiti inscribed on a block/ Of Hadrian’s Wall-era rock/ Shows right from the start/ The thrust of such art/ Was representations of cock./// Graffiti inscribed on a blockOf Hadrian's Wall-era rockShows right from the startThe thrust of such artWas representations … Continue reading

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May delay

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Perceiving the ebbing away/ Of both her majority/ And her authority,/ Granted a vote on delay./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Perceiving the ebbing awayOf both her majorityAnd her authority,Granted a vote on delay.#Brexit #PeoplesVote #TheresaMay #BrexitShambles #Article50 … Continue reading

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May poll dance

May’s plans have few fans to defend ’em/ And if Labour cannot amend ’em/ Now Corbyn decrees/ That Labour MPs/ Should vote for a new referendum./// May's plans have few fans to defend 'emAnd if Labour cannot amend 'emNow Corbyn … Continue reading

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Flight of fancy

A pilot in southern Australia,/ While testing plane paraphernalia,/ Was moved to record/ The message ‘I’m bored’/ And trace out some male genitalia./// A pilot in southern Australia,While testing plane paraphernalia,Was moved to recordThe message 'I'm bored'And trace out some … Continue reading

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Bee causes buzz

A large Indonesian bee/ Biologists found in a tree/ Is causing a buzz,/ Because what it does/ Is show it continues to be./// A large Indonesian beeBiologists found in a treeIs causing a buzz,Because what it doesIs shows it continues … Continue reading

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Rebel treble

Three pro-Remain Tory MPs’re/ Withdrawing support from Theresa,/ Who only has ears/ For arch-Brexiteers;/ Majority-wise, this’ll squeeze ‘er./// Three pro-Remain Tory MPs'reWithdrawing support from Theresa,Who only has earsFor arch-Brexiteers;Majority-wise, this'll squeeze 'er.#Soubry #Brexit #May #IndependentGroup #TheIndependentGrouphttps://t.co/I9q2mQ5VK6 — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading

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