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Fit for Nothing

B Johnson, the number one Brit,Would like us to see he is fit,Admiring his press-ups,While due to his mess-upsWe sink ever deeper in shit. https://t.co/pvOuQeXE5X

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Sat Naff

This government’s lapses of wisdomAre such I can’t possibly lisdomOr say which is greatest,But here is the latest:They bought the wrong satellite sisdom. https://t.co/wjKjcsgEdc

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Klopp goes Topp

A 30-year wait has now endedIn spite of a season extended,No fans in the Kop,No handshakes for KloppAnd walking alone recommended.

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Don’t in Dorset

The thousands who pack Bournemouth’s beachesIn mass social distancing breaches That drive police nutsAre “showing some guts” –They practise what Boris now preaches. https://t.co/OP54D4WJu4

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Haughty Culture

An opera, so it appears,/ Reduces poor onions to tears;/ Complaints of monotony/ Ring out from the botany,/ But grasses and wheat are all ears.///

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Viral Campaign

The Trump campaign rally in TulsaWas rather a people-repulser,His bid for electionBy spreading infectionAs popular there as an ulcer. https://t.co/Th28zpHwFj

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No let-off for letting off

A flatulent Austrian blokeWas fined over wind that he broke,The noise from his anusIndictably heinousBecause it was done to provoke. https://t.co/1YbnP0fKpi

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Fertile Turtle

Diego the tortoise retired,Whose sex drive was greatly admired;Held captive to breed,He sowed so much seedThat 800 offspring were sired. https://t.co/7YysPaRFWj

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Quacks in the System

A shopper enjoying good luckHatched three shop-bought eggs from a duck,Which shows there are holesIn farmyard controlsEnsuring they lay, but don’t fuck. https://t.co/dSU3mbWrRw

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Hands up if you’re a Nazi

You come here in search of dispute,Apparently pissed as a newt,To guard Churchill’s statue,So why is it that youAre giving a Nazi salute? https://t.co/zRNuuhQ4iY

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