Monthly Archives: August 2019

Jack’s hit

Posted on August 30, 2019 by twitmericks

The boss of @twitter, @jack Has suffered a hacking attack By dicks tweeting racism, Which somewhat disgracism, By showing security’s slack. The boss of @twitter, @jack Has suffered a hacking attackBy dicks tweeting racism,Which somewhat disgracism,By showing security's slack.#jackdorsey #ChucklingSquad https://t.co/A3iTFPmORU … Continue reading →

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Pro rogue

Posted on August 28, 2019 by twitmericks

As Boris attempts to dodge scrutiny/ And head off an internal mutiny/ While talking of traitors/ And collaborators/ He seems to be going all Putin-y./// As Boris attempts to dodge scrutinyAnd head off an internal mutinyWhile talking of traitorsAnd collaboratorsHe … Continue reading →

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Cracking on

Posted on August 28, 2019 by twitmericks

Cuadrilla was hit with a block/ For triggering seismical shock/ For though they are crackers,/ These quake-making frackers/ Know just how to make Blackpool rock!/// Cuadrilla was hit with a blockFor triggering seismical shockFor though they are crackers,These quake-making frackersKnow … Continue reading →

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Porkie-peddling PM

Posted on August 26, 2019 by twitmericks

The pie export body denies/ The claim that Icelanders and Thais/ Are buying our stock/ Which means – what a shock!/ It’s Johnson who’s peddling pork pies./// The pie export body deniesThe claim that Icelanders and ThaisAre buying our stockWhich … Continue reading →

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Stoked

Posted on August 25, 2019 by twitmericks

That bunch of fine cricketing blokes,/ Burns, Bairstow, Broad, Archer, Roy, Woakes,/ Leach, Buttler and Root,/ Deserve our salute,/ And Denly – but most of all Stokes./// That bunch of fine cricketing blokes,Burns, Bairstow, Broad, Archer, Roy, Woakes,Leach, Buttler and … Continue reading →

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Twisted firestarter

Posted on August 25, 2019 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Ja-ir/ Who set the rainforest on fa-ir./ As flames overran it,/ He cried ‘Fuck the planet,/ Let agrobiz have its desa-ir!”. There was an old fellow named Ja-irWho set the rainforest on fa-ir.As flames … Continue reading →

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Sale fail

Posted on August 21, 2019 by twitmericks

Trump cancelled a trip to the Danish/ Because of them making it plainish/ That Greenland’s off limits/ And if you are him it’s/ Enraging because he is vainish./// Trump cancelled a trip to the DanishBecause of them making it plainishThat … Continue reading →

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Yellowhammer horror

Posted on August 19, 2019 by twitmericks

The government’s great No Deal wheeze,/ As Op Yellowhammer foresees,/ Means shortages, riots/ And limited diets -/ A little bit of bread and no cheese./// The government's great No Deal wheeze,As Op Yellowhammer foresees,Means shortages, riotsAnd limited diets –A little … Continue reading →

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Compulsive behaviour

Posted on August 16, 2019 by twitmericks

A driver from Malaga, Spain/ Was kidnapped, he tried to explain,/ And forced on the lash,/ To spend all his cash/ On prostitutes, booze and cocaine./// A driver from Malaga, SpainWas kidnapped, he tried to explain,And forced on the lash,To … Continue reading →

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Statue of limitations

Posted on August 14, 2019 by twitmericks

“Oh give me your tired, your poor,/ The wretched of your teeming shore,/ Your great huddled masses,/ And we’ll kick their asses,/ And show ’em”, Trump’s aide said, “the door”./// "Oh give me your tired, your poor,The wretched of your … Continue reading →

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