Tag Archives: denmark

Sale fail

Posted on August 21, 2019 by twitmericks

Trump cancelled a trip to the Danish/ Because of them making it plainish/ That Greenland’s off limits/ And if you are him it’s/ Enraging because he is vainish./// Trump cancelled a trip to the DanishBecause of them making it plainishThat … Continue reading →

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Honourable Member

Posted on June 3, 2015 by twitmericks

A Danish man up for election/ Has courted the voters’ affection/ By taking a pic/ Exposing his dick/ And causing its general erection*./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/john-erik-wagner-the-danish-man-using-his-penis-on-election-posters-in-copenhagen-to-convince-voters-to-make-him-prime-minister-10291574.html A Danish man up for election Has courted the voters' affection By taking a pic Exposing his dick And causing … Continue reading →

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Zoo To-do

Posted on February 9, 2014 by twitmericks

A Danish giraffe is now dead/ To stop them becoming inbred/ The boss of the zoo/ Says that’s what zoos do./ The lions, meanwhile, are well fed. ///http://edition.cnn.com/2014/02/09/world/europe/denmark-zoo-giraffe/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/432617104701784065

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Selfie Abuse

Posted on December 11, 2013 by twitmericks

Remembering Nelson MandelaThe Danish Prime Minister HelleCaused rather a flapBy taking a snapWith Barack and some British fella. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/denmark/10509498/Selfie-diplomacy-Michelle-Obama-looks-unamused-by-Baracks-joking-with-Danish-prime-minister.html Remembering Nelson Mandela The Danish Prime Minister Helle Caused rather a flap By taking a snap With Barack and some British fella. — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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Hello Helle

Posted on October 3, 2011 by twitmericks

The Danish Prime Minister, Helle/Is the 1st one who isn’t a feller/She knew how to win/& to get voted in/Tho pa-in-law Neil couldn’t tell ‘er. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/02/denmark-red-bloc-alliance?newsfeed=true

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